#wonkaposting

[aliciadurhamillustration]

*DING DONG*

Wonka: That must be the new window washers

Charlie: But Mr. Wonka, I thought you didn't like strangers in the factory?

Wonka: Normally, yes

Wonka: But I'm told they are the best!

[bookwonkakisserandfan]

computah

computah show me this guy in a swimsuit

computah

dividers made by @/saradika-graphics

[wonkazoid]

arwasps

[luckystar2025]

Konata: “You know, Kagamin… you really should give back the fizzy lifting drinks you stole.”

Kagami: (frowns) “…What are you talking about?”

Konata: (serious) “You broke the rules. You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized.”

Kagami: (glaring) “That’s from Willy Wonka. And no, I didn’t steal anything!”

Tsukasa: (innocently) “Wait… Kagami, did you really drink soda from the ceiling?”

Kagami: (snaps) “NO! I didn’t! Konata’s just making up random stuff again!”

Tsukasa: (earnestly) “I still think you should give them back. Stealing is wrong.”

Konata: (triumphantly) “The jury has spoken, you get nothing. Good day!”

[nox-in-a-box]

i feel like when mr wonka was planning out his traps, he didn't actually intend for the oompa loompas to sing. they just came up to him and were like "dude this all sounds so much fun, can we make songs to go alongside?" and he's like "oh sure! just don't make them too on the nose" and then they go and make them super on the nose and also super well-planned out!! and he's like oh dear...it's complete with a dance routine...these people are gonna be able to Fucking Tell that this was all planned

[or--themodernprometheus]

and when i tell you panties were on the FLOOR

[sleebybuny]

Me: ive never considered it from the chocolate river's point of view

[scavengedluxury]

eh