#wonkaposting

[aliciadurhamillustration]

[wonkazoid]

arwasps

[luckystar2025]

Konata: “You know, Kagamin… you really should give back the fizzy lifting drinks you stole.”

Kagami: (frowns) “…What are you talking about?”

Konata: (serious) “You broke the rules. You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized.”

Kagami: (glaring) “That’s from Willy Wonka. And no, I didn’t steal anything!”

Tsukasa: (innocently) “Wait… Kagami, did you really drink soda from the ceiling?”

Kagami: (snaps) “NO! I didn’t! Konata’s just making up random stuff again!”

Tsukasa: (earnestly) “I still think you should give them back. Stealing is wrong.”

Konata: (triumphantly) “The jury has spoken, you get nothing. Good day!”

[nox-in-a-box]

i feel like when mr wonka was planning out his traps, he didn't actually intend for the oompa loompas to sing. they just came up to him and were like "dude this all sounds so much fun, can we make songs to go alongside?" and he's like "oh sure! just don't make them too on the nose" and then they go and make them super on the nose and also super well-planned out!! and he's like oh dear...it's complete with a dance routine...these people are gonna be able to Fucking Tell that this was all planned

[or--themodernprometheus]

and when i tell you panties were on the FLOOR

[sleebybuny]

Me: ive never considered it from the chocolate river's point of view

[scavengedluxury]

eh

[cosmiado]

yall im soooooo genuinely anguished at Timothée Chalamet in Wonka. why the fuck is he here. who did this to him. he doesnt belong here. this is cruel and unusual punishment for both him and me