[or--themodernprometheus]

🫒 aj rose / נעמי

expect 2 see: frankenstein, tmbg, transsexualism, art history, my beautiful fiance @childballad58, word salad, jewry, home cooking, &c.

letterboxd / storygraph

[dogpuppy]

[tmbgareok]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

[hal-monitor]

✨⚾️ BASEBALL YURI ⚾️✨

[or--themodernprometheus]

culturally christian atheists have GOT to get the phrase "judeo-christian" OUT of their mouths

[crawfishcomic]

Mappa Mundi

[smumjii1]

[swagophile]

Hiding mood stabilizers in my pet yandere's food so she slowly becomes normal and doesnt realize it until she watches me kiss another girl on the cheek and only gets a moderate amount of upset and then she starts feeling hollow and purposeless so i offer her a demonic blade and- oops i got kind of worked up there. The point is that I'm hiding pils in slices of cheese like shes a dog

[dogcunt]

drunk driving IS cringe unless youre doing it sexually like as a fetish?

w

what???

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Yeah I'll incorporate that into my belief system

[doctorcurdlejr]

Unsure how people could think Taylor's a bad lyricist when she literally wrote "I'm lost without a compass / when i can't smell your balls / your balls are like a compass to my nose"

[or--themodernprometheus]

wife and i are having a "baby afternoon" where we smoke an infused joint and make lists of baby names and talk about how we want a jewish doula and what museums we can take our baby/kid to in the future and see what they think about it all

[captainsalmonid]

happy pride

[imsobadatnicknames2]

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Citripio y Arturito

[or--themodernprometheus]

from dyke march 2026

[or--themodernprometheus]

[angry] who is dinky winks ???!!!!!

[angelic-ivy]

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

[angelic-ivy]

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.