Sleeby Buny

she/her | 30 or 40 years old and do not need this | ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[escuerzoresucitado]

[schmergo]

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

[caesarsaladinn]

Lincoln Lincoln

[grymmoires]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sleebybuny]

I've been injecting estrogen for, uhhhh, 4, maybe 5 years? And this week's went really weird because the 25g needle on it straight up refused to break my skin. It flexed! I tried another location and the same! Tried a third and finally got through. Was worried it was due to a jagged sort of tip issue and that I was gonna bleed on the pullout but barely any.

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

Immitation crab is the sincerest form of flattery crab

[samimasen]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[emmylouvely]

hey if yer transfem and don't have other transfems in yer life to hype you up, fix that asap

[aevios]

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

[aevios]

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

[oakenroots]

Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you've ever seen a paper clip, like this

[aniseandspearmint]

yeah yeah the paperclip montage, we've all seen it

[smileytiger28]

[ID: a montage of a paper clip in a bunch of different locations around a house. end ID]

[shit-slonker]

new knuckle tattoo idea

[shit-slonker]

my co-worker said this would make an excellent tramp stamp

[damaramegido]

there’s breasting boobily and then there’s whatever pearl is doing, which is the opposite of that but—crucially—with tits on the mind regardless

[simzart]

Taking Notes. ✍️

[lost-lycaon]

Scrub hare, De Hoop Nature Reserve

[samarashoot]

i simply had to draw this creature

[sarcophyte]

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[polkadotmotmot]

Bruce Ackerson - Spaghetti Night, 2020

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[gloomzyy]