2026 Predictions!!!
Mel Brooks will make it to 100.
Mitch McConnell will continue falling and freezing on camera but will not die.
Project 2025 will continue to steamroll the US into a christofacsist landscape.
The US will start a new war with a country that most Americans have never heard of.
I will consume edibles ONLY 2 times a week.
I will finally fix the gate that got uprooted during the baby tornado in my backyard (it was just an EF0 this time).
I will finish at least 3 WIPs (worried about this since I won’t be high all the time).
I will help plan a kick ass roof top gala (and not drop my plate of food when I speak to the cute guy i went to high school with this time).
I will not be stressed over our big audit in April. I am a cat herder and have ushered the company through numerous audits before.
I will swear less at work (lol).
Olympics? Do those happen in 2026? Yes, in Italy. I will watch the fuck out of ice skating
The Chiefs will suck in 2026 and,
Wiffleball will make a comeback.













