THRAGG IN DRESSES, JUST LIKE MOMMA PROMISED!!
I enjoy all the "Thragg works a minimum wage job" images I've been seeing online. It is hilarious to imagine 6'6" built like a brick shithouse Thragg having to bear witness to the average cashier's hell (it makes the worst wars feel like a walk in the park). HOWEVER, I genuinely believe this man would not work a day in his life if he was to truly acclimate to Earth. If he were to ever be in need of money, his attention starved, approval needing, authority issue having ass would probably pursue sugar babying. And worse still, he'd be successful. His ego will never deflate to normal ever again.











