#wrinkly

[screamindemon0]

Mr. Goffard kinda chopped but we ballin' >:D

(he's hotter when my brain didn't process the fact he's blonde </3)

EDIT: THIS IS BRAM BTW, BIRDIE'S VERSION OF MR. GOFFARD AAA FORGOT TO AT THEM @horriblengrossstories

[bizarrebuns]

"Sesame & Big Mac" - Ballwin, MO

You know when a sock doesn't fit on your foot quite right so it's all rumpled in weird places... yeah.

[cravingpepsimax]

stancest is so funny bc it’ll have you going “AAAA omg they’re so cute/hot” and and the “they” is two 60-something year old men

[nkgrimmie]

do like. giant cursors need water. or are they self sustaining. pour a bucket of water and alan absorbs it like a sponge. hydrated. pokes you gently. does that count as beating it out of you.

oh my god i love this one it's so stupid and i can give my cursor headcanons- also yes poking me does count i may nip you a little bit fyi though /silly

i like to imagine that they really only get water from their food, which they do in fact eat.... they hold a right click on the food item and down-scroll until it's completely, uh.. eaten

.. they probably can soak up water like that though. only when they want to though. hydrated.

↑ might just be one of the worst ava/m-related images i have ever made

[foobars-cool-car]

get you a man who’s like pleated pants

[diresphinx]

sorry for weird cropping

WIP for an art trade with crabsbeverage

original art

This is a very fun character to draw, i love drawing wrinkles and fat/skin rolls and stuff even though most of my art features really skinny or lean guys

[dylanisdazed]

Milo is taking an especially long bath, he’s having fun with his submarine, and he looks at his hands and goes “daddy I’m wrinkly I don’t like it”

“That happens when you stay in the bath too long”

Then he looks past his hands

“Nooooo, not my balls”

😂💀🍒

[ai-granny-lover]

I've been flirting with my best friend's grandmother Daisy. All of a sudden, she texts me these photos! And asks me 'Do you like my new shoes?" What do I do? (If anyone's wondering why this is censored, the answer is: Tumblr 😞 Their censorship is getting worse. Not sure why they're being so annoying. There's the risk they can delete an account without warning. Tumblr, that is REALLY stupid. Fix your policies.)