~My liege the coffers are low, I fear that we will not last until the next payment. Prithee spare us a coin or two?~
Examples of my writing can be found here, here and here. Additionally, here is a previous commission of mine.
Above is a summary of what I offer, please see below the cut for further information:
It costs £2.50 for a short prompt which may be up to 500 words.
After that £5.50 for every 500 words. For example, it’s £5.50 for 500 words, £11.00 for 1000 words, £16.50 for 1,500 words, £22.50 for 2,000 words and so on.
This rate will continue up until 10,000 words which is my limit. If you want anything over that then you will have to pay a doubled rate of £11.00 per 500 words, e.g. it’s £110.00 for 10,000 words, if you want an extra 1000 words then your final total will be £132.00.
Additionally, if you requested, for example, 500 words for £5.50 but decided that you would like an extra 200 words then it’s £1.50 per 100 words, bringing your final total to £8.50 for 700 words.
I’m not overly comfortable writing NSFW pieces, if what you request is only mildly sexual/ suggestive then you can pay the normal rate and I will write it. However, if you insist on an NSFW piece then you will pay a doubled rate right from the get-go, e.g. £11.00 per 500 words. The word limit for NSFW pieces is capped at 1,500 words.
Additionally, aside from my hard NOs, I have the right to refuse an NSFW piece if the request contains things that make me very uncomfortable. However, some things can be discussed. I'm generally against something like non-con/ dub-con but may write a scenario containing specific circumstances.
I also reserve the right to refuse a standard commission if the request contains situations, fandoms, etc, that I am unwilling or uncomfortable writing about.
If you would like a commission then please send me an ASK (AN ASK, DO NOT DM ME) (with your username, not anon) with what you want e.g. what price category as well as a summary of what characters/ themes/ plot points you would like included. I will slide into your DMs to let you know whether I’m expressing interest or denying your request. If the former then you can message me with more details. I'd prefer if you were as in-depth as you possibly can be. I do not appreciate vagueness, it's exceedingly unhelpful. I can't give you what you want if you won't tell me what you want.
Some examples of what you could request might be:
. ‘How would (character/s) react to (thing)’ for £2.50 (works best for stuff I’m familiar with)
. I have a huge list of raw quotes I could use as prompts, you could choose a quote and have me write Reader/ Y/N spit some mad facts.
. Do you want 1000 words of Reader jerking off your favourite transformer for £11.00? Mate I’ve got you covered.
. Perhaps you’re very kind and love me very much so you’ll pay me to write a 5K word chapter for one of the many fic ideas I haven’t started yet. Or pay me to rant about the fictional continent that exists only in my head. One can certainly dream.
For anything that is 1000 words and over I will send you an update when I’m halfway through. The longer the commission, the more updates I’ll send. Any NSFW or original work will not be posted to Tumblr and will be sent to you as a PDF via Gmail. Anything fandom related will be posted (though it will state that it was a commission and your username will be included) unless you specifically state otherwise. Minor edits are free but larger ones start at £1.50 depending on how much you want me to change.
I DO NOT CONSENT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM TO HAVING ANYTHING I WRITE BE FED TO AI.
Startled Cara out of her dozing daze, she existed in that state between full-on slumber and being aware of everything around her. A sound much like deflating bellows, a huff and a sigh, escaped the girl as she got up and padded over to the window for a quick peek behind the curtain. There stood in his corduroy slacks and a white undershirt, stained with only what Cara could guess at, Mr. Jakub Kaczmarek. He peered at her with his bright blue eyes, which forced her to give a small wave.
She opened the door and cocked a hand on her hip. “Hey, Mr. Kaczmarek. How are you doing?”
“Ah, little Cora. Hello to you,” he uttered in his thick Polish accent. “Are ya busy, little one? I just need to borrow ya for a few moments. Well, more precisely your balancing ability.”
“It’s Cara.” Cara scrunched her nose, regarding the man for a moment. “For what?”
“I need ya help to get my little Mruczek down from the rafters,”
“Um, what’s Mruczek?” Cara questioned the man, head tilted to the side.
“Ah, Mruczek is my star kotek,” as he spoke, his broad chest puffed up with pride. “He will be the star of the show. Has that je ne sais quoi, unlike his brothers and sisters.”
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hello i'm back briefly to tell you i'm opening fic commissions!!! under the cut is a carrd with all the available options or details. i hope to see you soon!!
a writing commission info sheet for lilraccoonhand (twt) / grimm-writings (tumblr)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Fire Emblem: If | Fire Emblem: Fates
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: My Unit | Kamui | Corrin/Zero | Niles
Characters: Niles | Zero (Fire Emblem), My Unit | Kamui | Corrin, Elise (Fire Emblem)
Additional Tags: Insomnia, Gen or Pre-Slash, Memories, Injury, Protection, soft angst, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Trauma, Childhood Memories, Teasing
Series: Part 1 of commissions
Summary:
Niles couldn't–or, perhaps wouldn't was the better word–sleep.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
Hey hey hey! Another writing commission! This time for the lovely @sha-biest and her Golden Future AU! I absolutely loved writing them, thank you so much for requesting them. <3 Please go check out Sha's stuff, it's so SO GOOD, AAAAAA! <3
Warnings: none, just a cute playdate between my oc, and Storms oc!
Commission? Yea! From my mom @puppet200!
Characters: Roseanne(Anny) and Rosabelle(Rosie)
A/N: Sorry if this is a bit ooc, I don't really know much about your OC, but I hope I got her decently accurate with what you've told me lol.
Rosie was sat on the floor, playing with her dolls and gently detangling their hair, apologizing softly when she would "hurt" the inanimate objects. It had been awhile since Jax had saved her from her abusive parents, and he was an amazing father. He was always making time for her, playing with her, and being very understanding. Jax had told her earlier that she had a playdate today, and to be very gentle as her "date" got angry easily.
It wasn't long after, that Storm arrived with Anny, gently sitting her on a chair in front of Rosie. Rosie was pleasantly surprised after realizing that their names were kinda similar, and Anny was happy to have a new playmate. As they sat together, eventually Rosie asked if she could play with Anny's hair. Deciding it would cause no harm, she said yes, pulling her pigtails out and allowing the little girl to comb through her hair. Rosie practiced a gentleness that wasn't often seen in little 6 year olds like her.
Rosie carefully styled Anny's hair before walking away for a few moments to a neatly stowed away doll house, opening the back and pulling out a separate doll, handing it to Anny gently, not wishing to upset her only playmate who didn't make fun of her or be mean to her. After accepting the doll, Anny played a game of house with little Rosie, quite enjoying it when Rosie would accidentally hit her and apologize profusely, while it was slightly annoying to constantly be hit, she understood that it wasn't Rosie's fault. Some of her nerves in her hands were shot due to things she would rather not talk about, she couldn't help that.
Before they both knew it, it was time for Anny and Storm to go home. Rosie didn't want her new friend to leave so quickly, however, after glancing at the storm clouds gathering outside, she knew it was for the best. With tearful eyes, Rosie wished Anny and Storm a safe drive home before being ushered off to bed, the four having already eaten before Anny and Storm left.
Anny didn't know why Storm had decided to put her in a room with another child, but she was happy none the less. This child was amazing. She was super soft with her, apologizing relentlessly when she would accidentally hurt her. Anny couldn't wait to go back to see her new playmate again.
Both from a love of (robot) stories and a need for coin, we wanted to put out there a willingness to do writing commissions.
We have previously written soft cozy family, reflection, and philosophical stuff in stories, along with shorter length shipping focused fics, continuity crossovers, longer hopepunk action/political operas (one currently being worked on), and are knee deep in bringing many of these elements together for canon au hopepunk/dark action, adventure, and romance stories that is a gender journey. If you need other story type examples, we may have something!
As is probably evident from looking at our writing (we have used this handle to write fanfic transformers stories), our storytelling specialties are dialogue, themes of agency and transformation of community and persons, poetry, (trans) aesthetics/gender as part of a narrative and deeply permeated in the world, philosophy, scale, gestalts and plurality, family and intergenerationality, coziness, trauma and healing, existential absurdity, emotion and sensuality, bringing out tactics and strategy in combat, puns and wordplay, and obscure references.
If you are interested, please reach out by bluesky messaging or if you don’t have one, email us at [email protected]
Payment- We will be as open as possible about the process, with an estimate of the cost halfway through writing. For fanfic commissions 10k words or less the range will be around $20-30 USD, and under some circumstances an upcharge of $5, and instead for original fiction would want $20 per 100 words. We’re willing to do 20k words. Reblogs appreciated!
What we are willing to write:
- noblebright, hopepunk, dark.
-exposition/description level, third person, second person (including char x reader), first person, oc stuff (this will likely involve some back and forth discussion to make sure we get it right).
- adventure, logs and journals, poetry, shipping, space opera, political opera, mystery, action, absurdist works, family focused fics, (fictional) spirituality fics, gender and aesthetic journeys.
-original fiction, au fanfics, ttrpg adventures (we have over a decade of experience with running ttrpgs in various systems to tell stories with genres varying from high fantasy to setting agnostic to sci-fi, obviously would charge differently for these) crossover, orig cont. Fanfic-wise if asked to do deep worldbuilding for something significantly different from canon, our own writing, or yours that you want us to do something for, we will ask for an additional fee.
What we are not willing to write:
- grimdark.
- extensive torture. unless it’s about the exercising of agency and sheer will of the person(s) enduring it. if you need a reference point we’d suggest taking a look at Season 4 episode 18 of Babylon 5, Intersections in Real Time, and paying attention to Sheridan’s actions and dialogue to get an idea of what we’d be comfortable writing (really if you want a full picture episode 19 helps, which partially involves his rescue)
- evil did/plural characters UNLESS there are both non-evil plural and did chars who have a major role in the story.
- story premises that intentionally or not, are reactionary or hegemonic. —Please note that we are willing to help talk through how to make a story not that to the best of our ability (depending on how extensive that is we might charge an extra $5). There are circumstances where we are extremely and personally familiar with the difference and nuance, such as the line of ‘at what point is this trans trauma stuff gratuitous and isn’t just being put through a blender’ because of our navigation of literature and history, how our own life story and transness therein has been treated, and because we took it on ourselves to specialize in grappling with trans and expansive assemblage existential dread, fictional alien discrimination that is not just copy paste of human politics and circumstances… …but instead about timeless no end to history issues of e.g. subaltern iteration and autonomy and how larger populations outside interact with them. Also because we’ve already done the labor of wrangling over this for previous writing, e.g. how much of a robot trans woman’s canonically disastrous, transmisogynistic, malpracticed first affirmation surgery to write in a fanfic, see above general refusal to write extensive torture on commission. Outside of that we have had quite a bit of study, and discussion with friends and ourselves over questions we already pondered for writing our own fiction both fanfic and original over the years. If you want extensive advice for how to write things or need editing in these regards or autonomy in general for your own fics we will gladly consult, we have already helped out with things in spaces and circles we are in on projects we are/were part of.
- we otherwise reserve the right to refuse a commission for any reason including commitment, parameters, or if it squicks us, is otherwise disagreeable us, or is something we don’t think we should be writing.
