crowley after aziraphale won him the bentley back:
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from T1

seen from Kyrgyzstan
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from China

seen from Kyrgyzstan

seen from United States
seen from India
seen from Indonesia
seen from India

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from China

seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from China
crowley after aziraphale won him the bentley back:
What G@d says: I like this musical, “Sound of Music”
What G@d means: I like this allegory for the 6000 year old love story between Aziraphale and Crowley 🍵
What Heaven hears: blah blah blah CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN, FORD EVERY STREAM singing blah blah singing blah
stolen from /r/showerthoughts
aziraphale: Look at my Crowley standing there, deep in thought. Plotting some far-reaching mischief, perhaps. Or maybe remembering a thousand-year-old love ballad. Or contemplating more Questions. Has there ever been a more wonderful being in the universe?
crowley, thinking: 7:06 o'clock is actually 6:66 o'clock
Russian-speaking Twitter gave birth to a thread where people are describing their favourite TV shows without naming them, and of fucking course someone came up with this nice and accurate description:
Translation:
— tell me about your favourite TV show without naming it or its characters
— two winos from two competing organisations are trying to prevent the end of the world, but it looks like all they are doing is bickering and screwing around
(all kudos should go to twitter.com/EmotionalBug for starting the thread and to @makoyanastryingtodraw for sharing their favourite show, I'm just a mere messenger)
Crowley: You’re ashamed to be with me!
Aziraphale: NO! I’m ashamed to be *seen* with you! I like being with you.
will you do the fandango
Crowley, hiding under the bed:
Dagon, lurking AND prowling:
Crowley:
Dagon: I see a little silhouette-o of a man...
Crowley: [sweats profusely]
Dagon: Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening--
Crowley: MEEEEE! oh, shit
https://twitter.com/goodomensprime/status/1260672858579058689?s=21
I’m dying
texts from aziraphale
aziraphale [texting]: how make chicken nuggets
crowley [texting back]: What?
aziraphale: where buy chicken nuggets
crowley: ...
aziraphale: chicken nuggets near me
crowley: Aziraphale this isn't google
crowley: ...but I'll be there in 5. Regular nuggets or spicy?
aziraphale: 😍💖💗💓💞💕♥️💟💝😘🐍❣️❣️❣️