starter for @wrongwiththisright
Lobo burst through Ed’s roof, crash landing in the middle of a scheming session, the table under him shattering. The alien looked up. “Heya babe! Oh, ya won’t believe what I just found!!” He hopped up, grabbing Ed by the hand, his other carried what looked like a vinyl record. He was followed by a slobbering, panting Dawg.
The Czarnian found one of Ed’s record players, slamming the vinyl down. “This was my old band back on Czarnia! The Main Man and Several Scumbags, the name wuz my idea harhar!” He smiled, pressing the needle down, his eyes filled with excitement.
The player would then combust within the first note, leaving a smolering pile of ash. The bounty hunter frowned, his shoulders slumping. “Ahh what’s the use. Sorry hon, I just wanted ta show ya how great I was...”













