#wtf jkr

[restlessjm]

I'm once again perplexed that J.K. Rowling has the time to spew hate in Twitter, when she has the resources to do whatever she wants.

She has one billion pounds. One. Billion. Pounds. That's 1 170 525 000 euros. 1 286 993 010 US dollars.

So that got me thinking, what would I do with that kind of money? Here's some ideas (Rowling can steals these if she wants):

Circumnavigate the world with a hot air balloon. Also, hire a driver because I can't fly a hot air balloon.

Build a castle in a forest and fill it with cats and reptiles. Also, hire help to take care of them.

Buy a movie theater that shows only fantasy movies and series. I know how to use a projector so I wouldn't necessarily need staff, but probably hire those too.

Writing, painting, swordfighting, horseback archery, book binding, watching all Pokémon episodes, learning how to bake perfect focaccia.

There's so many things to do that aren't hating people different from you.

[silver-linings3]

i don't know who needs to hear this but, on the marauders map cover the whomping willow is spelt 'womping willow'. Repeatedly. Throughout the entire tree area of the movie's map. It's not a one off mistake. It just is.

also in the books it's spelt whomping willow (shoutout to my buddy who found the books online for free)

this knowledge has plagued me, now i hope it plagues you.

[fictionalnation]

You know with JKR trending, a very great literary female writer to get into is Virginia Woolf. I was talking to a scholar today and he told me about her work on women literarture and academia which i knew nothing about (mind you i am very aware of historical radically feminist figured) but about Viriginia Woolf I only knew of Mrs. Dalloway! But yes, its a great day to celebrate great artists who actually wanted to change the world. Especially since its ridiculous to give platform to a woman who has the audacity to bully a group of marginalised people when so many thing are happening to other groups of marginalised people. And remember, dont deviate from free palestine. Because ig and fb are all over tiktok ban and only tiktok is supplying the little info on palestine! So keep your voices loud and clear on here

[anime-villian-irl]

Snape joining the death eaters bother me so much. HE'S LITERALLY A HALF BLOOD. There are no way blood purist would let them into there freaky cult. Like Shure he has enough wizard blood to not be ridiculed but he still has "filthy blood" why was he allowed to be a death eater? Did he lie about his blood status? Did he never tell anyone? Was voldy running low on people and just decided to take what he could get? Why was snape allowed to be a death eater?

[thisgunisonfire]

I don’t know if someone’s already though of this, but I have a theory about house elves:

They’re fey. Yes, I know, all elves are considered fey, but just bear with me. In some myths, fey have true names, and when you know it they have to obey you. What if, at some point, witches and wizards encountered fey and figured out a way to get their true names? House elves respond when their names are called. This could just be how wizards actually call them, but what if the name in itself is a command? Eventually, they started being called house elves and everyone forgot where they came from, maybe even including the elves.

Yes I know this is kinda dumb and arbitrary but idc

[pannndora]

i swear the more i report the transphobic oppression magic game ad the more it shows up???

[spellbound037]

I know we all love the idea that James would flirt with Remus to make Sirius jealous enough to confess, but what about adult Wolfstar? 'Cause James is dead, and Wolfstar are split.

I think it's Kingsley. Like, any time Wolfstar start a fight, Kingsley just walks up and kisses Remus, and then Sirius is jealous again, so no fight! This results in some awkward experiences with the golden trio however, because nobody knows who Remus is actually dating. Everyone is in love with him though so it doesn't matter.

[xxelvendorkxx]

Harmful things jkr has said and done in her books:

"Lupin's condition of lycanthropy was a metaphor for those illnesses that carry a stigma like HIV and AIDS" -jkr

Without even getting into why werewolves representing aids is awful in and of itself let's get into how j*r made remus lupin a werewolf and then went out of her way to make him straight, when the aids epidemic affected queer people more than anyone else. Aids affected queer people MOST. And j*r can't even make her character representing that queer? but now let's get into why werewolves and aids is an awful thing to do:

1. Werewolves are murderous monsters where society sees them as that and that only (and from that point I see where jkr was coming from but aids wasn't what people were MAINLY afraid of. They literally called it the gay disease. They were scared of gay people).

2. It is stated in the book fenrir greyback centered his attacks to children especially males. Aids is passed on through s3x. So basically if it was real life and fenrir was a guy with aids infecting people with it for FUN he would've been a r@p!5t. He would've been r@p!ng children boys for fun.

Most people are against that and I KNOW j*r is but she made it so the person with "aids" was the murd3r3r and r@p!st instead of the victim. Bc fenrir targets boys that would also technically make him gay if it were real life. So remus lupin the "straight" guy gets to be the good werewolf (person with aids) in the mix of bad werewolves who are gay.

Im sorry if it isnt the best explanation i rushed it and didnt know how to word it better but i have found this: https://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2016/09/remus-lupin-and-stigmatised-illness-why-lycanthropy-not-good-metaphor-hivaids#:~:text=Lupin's%20condition%20of%20lycanthropy%20(being,to%20taboos%20surrounding%20blood%20itself. which explains what i tried to say in muh better detail. if the link doesnt work just search into google “reus lupin and the stigmatised illness”