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@spellbound037
saw someone ask if hoid has an address. have we considered that it's deeply embarrassing to be immortal and older than some planets and to fully be homeless?
why is it embarrassing to be homeless?
For a normal person it isn't, but when you're 10,000 years old and don't need to eat, sleep or breathe, and somehow have a seemingly decent paying job on almost every planet we know about... where's the money going if not to housing?
I know we all make fun of Wit for managing to fumble Jasnah by not telling her about his past (as we should), but like... honestly would she even believe him? His past is absolutely WILD
Since the tags on the original post are delicious and substantial, and deserve to not be lost. Here they are.
#Everything is the exact same but Jasnah breaks up with him for telling too much of the truth because she thinks he's lying #Honestly though I have some... opinions on her dumping him for that anyways. #Like. Girl. We've BEEN knowing he's a liar. #He's a lightweaver! #That's the point of the Order! #When you get into a relationship you need to both recognize that the other person is going to change #hopefully for the better #AND accept them as they are so that if they don't change you still love them! #Date them for who they are now #not who they might become #You'll be much happier in life if your joy is not reliant on the people around you changing to fit the box you're trying to force them into #Also don't date people who won't like you unless you change for them. #Change for YOURSELF if you feel the need to change #And why am I giving a TED talk now #I am not remotely qualified to give a TED talk on this subject #1 am asexual and have dated 1.5 people ever. #cosmere #stormlight archive #Jasnah Kholin #yes that's a proper noun whereas the others are not #hoid #Jaswit #The bar is in hell and they're both army crawling under it
No, no you have a point, I think. Don't date people who like the version of you they think might show up one day (I am less qualified). Jasnah and Hoid. Hoid and Jasnah. I think Hoid liked Jasnah significantly more than Jasnah liked Hoid.
This made me realize I somehow put "1 am" instead of "I am" and. oh my fucking god. kill me now. with a comically oversized hammer.
I have one right here! Unfortunately in order to be this large I had two options, making it nearly weightless, or making it impossible to wield, and I chose weightless so I don't think it can kill you.
Darn, can I still make a big splat noise when it hits me?
I know we all make fun of Wit for managing to fumble Jasnah by not telling her about his past (as we should), but like... honestly would she even believe him? His past is absolutely WILD
Since the tags on the original post are delicious and substantial, and deserve to not be lost. Here they are.
#Everything is the exact same but Jasnah breaks up with him for telling too much of the truth because she thinks he's lying #Honestly though I have some... opinions on her dumping him for that anyways. #Like. Girl. We've BEEN knowing he's a liar. #He's a lightweaver! #That's the point of the Order! #When you get into a relationship you need to both recognize that the other person is going to change #hopefully for the better #AND accept them as they are so that if they don't change you still love them! #Date them for who they are now #not who they might become #You'll be much happier in life if your joy is not reliant on the people around you changing to fit the box you're trying to force them into #Also don't date people who won't like you unless you change for them. #Change for YOURSELF if you feel the need to change #And why am I giving a TED talk now #I am not remotely qualified to give a TED talk on this subject #1 am asexual and have dated 1.5 people ever. #cosmere #stormlight archive #Jasnah Kholin #yes that's a proper noun whereas the others are not #hoid #Jaswit #The bar is in hell and they're both army crawling under it
No, no you have a point, I think. Don't date people who like the version of you they think might show up one day (I am less qualified). Jasnah and Hoid. Hoid and Jasnah. I think Hoid liked Jasnah significantly more than Jasnah liked Hoid.
This made me realize I somehow put "1 am" instead of "I am" and. oh my fucking god. kill me now. with a comically oversized hammer.
i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there
Kaladin: "So lately I've been hearing the voice of the Wind speak into my mind"
Jasnah, opening up an elsegate: "We have to get you as far away from the ardents as physically possible NOW"
hoid:
I think itâs funny that Jasnah, the greatest Rosharan scholar of her age, specifically doesnât believe in the study of meteorology. I like when cultural quirks bleed into charactersâ perspectives even if you wouldnât expect it of them: shows how well-thought out they are
Painter: You shouldn't be using a straw. Yumi: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff. Painter: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat noodles.
big cosmere adaptation news from the mistborn anniversary stream!!!
okay anyways my thoughts on all of it are below the cut
of course, given the entirety of this blog, I do feel a certain announcement in particular deserves freedom from the cut. ahem:
"Mistborn: Secret History would only be adapted if the actor's schedule allows it, as a standalone project released after the original Mistborn film trilogy."
YOU'RE SAYING IT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN????
i was gonna do a âwhoâs the sexiest cosmere characterâ poll
but then I realized we already know adolin is the sexiest. Followed closely by stick
see now I want you to run the poll. because I'd actually argue that Kaladin is just as canonically sexy as Adolin. he's just fifteen times more oblivious.
Disrespectfully, you're both soooo wrong. Jasnah is the hottest!!!!
She has the obvious hotness that Adolin embodies, Kaladin's broodines, mystique and competence, while still being canonically one of the smartest characters in the Cosmere. That's the trifecta right there, and nobody can possibly hope to compete against it.
you know what? yeah. she even had a shit ton of suitors before she publicly said she was atheist iirc. also, the way shallan talks about her!! jasnah is definitely the objective sexiest.
..... I will note that I was immediately informed after writing that reblog last year that there HAS been a cosmere sexyman contest before. and I don't believe Jasnah was included, for obvious gender related reasons. @cosmeresexyman...... would you be open to running a cosmere sexywoman contest? I think even the general tumblr sexy person contest runner (@/mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026) runs them these days. And honestly I do think Jasnah would win, even if I would personally be rooting for Vin. (don't care if she doesn't fit the usual sexyperson criteria. she deserves it.)
The real sexiest Cosmere character is Taln and I will not be taking criticism at this time (or any time).
In the middle of reading warbreaker and this is how Iâm kinda sorta maybe imagining some of the characters bc I lowkey donât remember how theyâre all described oops lol
fingers crossed it's renarin who kills blackthorn (spren) in some epic emotional fight and NOT adolin. please let it be anyone BUT adolin
Aux: Nomad... Nomad: Oh no, 'Nomad' in B flat. Nomad: You're disappointed.
UMMMM... HELLOOO??!!! Give me a second. I'll just be going insane in the corner.
I headcanon Kalak as the shortest Herald and itâs not even close competition. The other Heralds must be careful least they bulldoze his ass.
He's MAYBE the same height as Shallan. Honestly a little shorter.
I know we all make fun of Wit for managing to fumble Jasnah by not telling her about his past (as we should), but like... honestly would she even believe him? His past is absolutely WILD
Alternate names for Mistborn Era 2 books:
The Alloy of Law Weird Mustache Man
Shadows of Self Lessie!!!!!!!
The Bands of Mourning Waxillium Ladrian and the Temple of Doom
The Lost Metal Allomancer Jak Wayne
Alternate names for Mistborn Era 1 books:
The Final Empire Holy Shit It Is Raining Hard
The Well of Ascension I Fucking Hate Zane Thunder Rumbling Ominously In The Distance
The Hero of Ages Lightning Aggressively Striking You Sixteen Times Over
Secret History I Sure Hope You Liked Kelsier Gay Divorce
