#ximuerte

[thecrazyalaskan]

Gravepainters / La Muerte & Xibalba WOGs 

1.) I’m picturing something like Titanic, but that’s just me. 

2.) Don’t use loaded phrases like “spices up things in their relationship.” You’re talking to the fandom-- knowing us we’ll make porn. 

3.) Muertitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

4.) Now imagine the inverse-- the trainwreck that is her man trying to cook. 

5.) We’ll they’re not wrong. But you forgot “actual five year old.” 

[thecrazyalaskan]

Married life meme, Xibalba/Muerte? Again humanized if it suits?

Xibalba x La Muerte - The Book of LifeWe’ll see how this goes; I kinda feel like this is going to be the challenge mode lol 

leaves their dirty clothes on the floorOH damn, dude… I can’t see it either way 

forgets to run the dish washerProbably Xibalba— "*at 900* Did you run this dishwasher?""…Damn.""Never mind, I got it." 

pumps gas for the carHmm… I don’t know. I feel like when La Muerte is, guys stare because ngl she’s a babe, and then she rips their heads off when they turn into creeps, and her husband’s sitting in the passenger seat “playing with his smartphone”— and by that I mean laughing his ass off

drives when they’re going somewhereDefinitely Muerte 

rearranges the furnitureAlso Muerte— she’s got domestic nailed. Xibalba’s approach is to push everything against the wall and call it a day. 

falls asleep with the TV onNeither one— they’re both impossibly light sleepers 

gets to use the bathroom firstPass.

decides the temperature for the ac/heaterMuerte— but she’s super in tune with Xibalba’s preferences (hates the cold like damn), so it tends to err more toward his preferences

sets up holiday decorationsMuerte 

leaves the lights onLa Muerte… for some inexplicable reason 

uses the bathroom with the door open

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)Whoever notices it first

[thecrazyalaskan]

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

[liesnslander413]

Dsicreetly posts a gravepainters prompt on cherubplay

[spookyoubliette]

La Reina y El Rey. 

[drdadster]

I just rewatched TBOL trailer and it's hilarious how it makes Xibalba out to be this sadistic Chaotic Evil monster when essentially every bad thing he does in the movie is him just throwing this long temper tantrum because he's lonely and bored and Muerte isn't paying any attention to him

[ohana-still-means-family]

I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES IT GETS REMADE IN ANYTHING ELSE I AM SEEING DISCELESTIA EVERYWHERE