#xizumavoid

[space-gandalf46]

I've been hyperfixed on hermitcraft lately. Gimmi your best shit. Fics, headcannons, blurbs, whole nine yards.

[krisdoestumbl]

I’d like to think that before they give us the world download everyone just goes into creative and fucking blows the server to smithereens. The Hermits deserve some permanent distruction

[mothmandouble]

I had a little fun in goodnotes :)

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[aquilacraft]

Should I bring back Aquila's Crappy Sketches? Been kinda depressed lately and I think something small and stupid to work on might help. Also I think they're funny.

ALSO should I keep them here or make a new blog for them?

Context:

[samskymagpie]

Well that interview Mumbo did with X was... something. Yikes. In true spoon fashion, Mumbo thinks hes gonna be mayor of all of Hermitcraft, not just the shopping district. Oh dear! X was probably feeling threatened! 😂😂

I can just imagine Grian facepalming as he watches it.

[phantom-ender-blog]

Hc... hcs

I didn't think that title through. Anyways: no one asked but its hermitcraft headcanon time.

Stress and Cleo are by far the coldest hermits to the touch. Just in different ways. With Cleo, it feels like she's undead when you touch her. Always noticeably colder than the room, but not always the same temperature. Stress feels like ice. It feels like her blood is as cold as her home, but it still pulses through her just the same. She is cold.

On the flip side: Zedaph and Python are the warmest, also in different ways. Zedaph is hot like fire, like lava. He can fry you if you touch him without a second thought. Python is hot like magma, safe to touch as long as you're careful.

It's a constant debate on who has the worst eyesight out of all the hermits with two working and organic eyes. The two main contenders are Joe and Grain. It was decided that Joe has worse eyes, but Grian's overall vision is worse. Why? Because Joe wears his glasses and Grian has broken every pair he's ever owned within two weeks of getting them.

Wels and Mumbo are both of Elven descent. Just different types. Wels is most closely related to Moon Elves, who have an unending wanderlust and often act on impulse. Mumbo's heritage is slightly less clear, though Grey Elves and High Elves seem to be the most likely.

X and Ex don't exactly hate each other... they just don't exactly like each other, either.

Some people say that they're positive that they've seen Grian flying without an elytra. Others insist that they've seen spectral wings folded behind him. Claiming that the wings disappear as soon as they blink.

None of the hermits are completely human. Except maybe Joe? They can't tell if he's just a really good human bard or if he isn't human. He might just be human. No one knows.

Magic is alive and well in hermitcraft! Most, if not all, of the hermits can use it in some way or another.

[sherlockggrian]

Grian and Mumbo: fill mumbo’s hole with tnt and blow it up

Xisuma, 3000 blocks away:

[iosaurus]

She x on my i till I zooma void

She is on my zooma till I void

Kicks oomer zoid

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