More silly headcanons
superfam, and tiny bit of yj 98 :’) batfam will probably still be sprinkled in sometimes. the fab five need their own separate post I love them so much HHH
✧ okay just. Grisps you.* listen to me. in my little um grey anon extended universe there is not a single person who is more ticklish than jonathan kent. it’s absolutely ridiculous he puts the likes of tim drake and jaybin to shame.
I think everybody but jon would understand how silly it is HBSBHD he’s not quite as jaded he would openly be like
“ah! hehe that tickles”
the individual is just left to stare in bafflement because literally how. Like one of my molecules brushed one of your molecules, this response is not warranted. but it doesn’t really bother him that much wheeze. maybe when he gets older his dad or dick would be able to get under his skin a little because of their mentorship roles, he gets sort of flustered or grumpy.
but ultimately he’s just known as that one half kryptonian who might accidentally scream and throw you if you tap his shoulder a little too hard and he can live with that.
✧ kon probably isn’t much better he just found a way to dodge it, he’ll always tickle you first. if someone does take a leap of faith they quickly learn that he’s actually just six plus feet something something pounds of dork.
he can hold it in for maybe like five seconds, and stares at the ler all smug and judgy like, “:/ you’re wasting your time” but he can’t hold out long enough for most people to give up. he cracks, almost always with a “PFFT” sound and makes a fool of himself.
people love him for it though, he has a loud, very obviously happy laugh. he usually gets too caught up in the moment and forgets his strength, then rolls over like a dog when they get a belly rub, hiding his face but protecting nothing else HBSBD
✧ ler kon is a terror though. once he’s got you in the lee rotation you are never safe in his presence. tim learned his opportunistic tendencies from being tormented by this freak.
you can’t lift your arms, you are going to get tickled. you can’t linger in a hug for too long, that will also get you tickled. putting your hair up? wow haha your neck and ears are looking a little lonely. you can’t rest your feet or legs in his lap or have any of that within reaching distance if you’re sitting with him. guess why
tim will be in the middle of a debrief, and then anyone who was zoned out just hears him screaming
“CAN YOU STOP FONDLING MY FUCKING EAR” and now the bo staff is swinging. they have fun though wheeze.
✧ bart is velcro best friend. he will hug and kiss and lick and cuddle and tickle he doesn’t care if people think he’s dating all of his friends he just loves them. his laugh is stupidly contagious so if he lets people and doesn’t vibrate away, he comes second to tim in the yj lee olympics HBSHS
✧ clark never expects anyone to tickle him, but it’s not like he really grew out of it. he a little confused and does not have the spirit. he’s literally superman, and usually he expects to be the one making others smile and laugh. if you’re not lois lane or his parents, he will genuinely shoot up into the air because he’s so shocked.
if he’s in civvies that is a pretty big problem. people know a secret identity is serious enough not to do that, but it feels even sillier if he’s superman because like
you just tickled superman. how does this make you feel
you is a relative term but um yeah HBSHD because of all the savior complex-ness with clark he just.
“you want to be playful. With me? Me being happy would make you happy? ahh wow that’s bonkers it’s not like I threw myself into a volcano for you two weeks ago”
silly clark kent. everybody loves you
fab five/silver age teen titans are next…
