EXPECTATIONS
Mike Driver
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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ellievsbear
Stranger Things
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Fai_Ryy
Discoholic 🪩
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
#extradirty
Show & Tell
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Andulka
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@coppercranberry
hello and welcome to the little corner of the internet where i talk about my interests! half of this is written down for my own reference as well as your own!!!
for crochet stuff, check out my sideblog @megaracrochets!
(also sorry in advance; i tend to use this blog as a diary 😂)
i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either
what the fuck man
whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟
partner and I recently started a new nightly routine where we pretend to be space aliens trying to learn about/appreciate human culture by having a bowl of ice cream and watching any <15 minute video youtube recommends us of people demonstrating great skill and dedication to some form of art. so far I would say it's been very successful. we have gotten to watch world champion indigenous hoop dancing, a pianist playing beethoven for an elephant, an armored MMA longsword cage match, russian folk dancing, the opening stanzas of the epic of gilgamesh performed in sumerian, mongolian throat singing, and a dramatic re-enactment of the JFK assassination using my little pony figurines
Whoopsies! Looks like I blanked out for a second and missed over 2 months worth of drawings.
Better start catching up then
In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?
Because it's also evil
Thanks!
Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?
Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.
Wow!
What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
You meet god
Thank goodness!
What's the correct way to eat a banana?
Whole, in one gulp.
Delicious!
Who is the Muffin Man?
Father of the Muffin Boy
Makes sense!
Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Car's haunted
Uh Oh
How to fix a haunted car?
Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
It worked!
Where does the wax in scented candles go?
into the sky, where it turns into stars
Cool!
Why are weddings so damn expensive?
priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
....Ah
ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative
is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me
String identified: tat a tg at a t a t Aa, a ! g a a.
Closest match: Facelina auriculata genome assembly, chromosome: 15 Common name: Slender Facelina
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at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"
hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*
I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"
Being an Eridian scientist has to be so funny. You train your entire life as a biologist, becoming specialized in your field, probably giving lectures or educational speeches to other Eridians, and then the star savior Rocky comes home with his weird pet dog. Your job is now to cultivate food so the weird dog who is the age of average baby doesn’t die. The dog also saved the stars. Your job is making dog food out of the dog. You also learn that you and the dog have the same job. You are the happiest scientist on Erid.
The dog knows more about how the universe works than anybody else on your planet. The dog understands how relativity works and how the universe began. The dog has access to complex machines that can store and process massive amounts of information, launching your society into a new age of scientific and technological advancement.
You later find out that these machines were originally invented because the dog's species has a memory like a sieve and struggles with primary school level maths.
susie both hates sans and thinks sans is fucking funny lol
what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas
there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much
I hope the next pope is a gyaru
You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags
do u like mine
Oh wow.
Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know
