ok so preheat yer oven to 425 degrees fahrenheit for 12 minutes while that's goin, take yer potato, poke it a few timez with a fork on both sides (as not to have an undue splosion occur) and microwave it for four minutes--flip, and microwave for another four minutes. then, place it on a baking sheet, slather in olive oil, and add a generous amount of salt (which'll form yer crust later) and stick it in. once yew take her out of the oven, she'll be nice n crispy n mayb a bit still oily, get her on a plate and cut a cross through her skin (line lengthwise and line widthwise), use the edge of the knife to peel each corner back formin a sort of diamond shape. with yer fork, poke at n sorta mash tha insides and then pack em nice n smooth, we like to make a little divot in the centre to put a squizz of truffle oil and a nice amount of cracked pepper personally. press in some shredded cheddar (Violife brand vegan cheese is fucking great if that's yer poison, they also have a great sour cream should yew b so inclined), and then dollop on some sour cream. then, season to thy hearts content--we recommend a good cajun blend with whatever else yew may enjoy, some umami, etc. and top with chives and/or bacon bits (they make vegan shelf stable mock bacon that we used for a while and is honestly pretty good) and prepare to have a downright sexual experience.
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