my yellowjackets finale theories!! (comment any you have!!)
1. first and foremost has to be my pit girl theory(s). i am living in delusion hoping it won’t be my angel princess mari and van choses hannah as she isn’t very close to hannah, and therefore does feel much of a bond toward her! or i like the new gen theory that van choses gen and this is why melissa is less remorseful to kill her!!
2. i cannot believe im abt to type this but- they eat van. i feel like simones clip from the bleep interview fits this narrative. what else are they going to do with her body- and also taissa eating her heart would be batshit crazy but also really symbolic and kind of beautiful…
3. i really have no clue who killed lottie- i am hoping it wasn’t some accident. i can see it probable for any of them to have killed her- shauna, walter, taissa (even tho the fact van’s cancer got worse this seems less likely than it did in e4 when she died) and callie. i actually have no clue who it could be.
4. i do think there will be a division in the group this ep, i think a few of the girls won’t be involved in the hunt and maybe go off with nat? the fact sophie t spoke abt wrapping earlier than everyone is still on my mind.
5. finally- another death other than pit girl. even though the death count this season has been 3 of the main characters ( lottie, ben and my baby angel van) i think a background character that maybe isn’t pit girl could die, robin, britt? i’m really not sure they just said the death count does get crazy this season so!!
i can’t believe the show is ending and we may have to wait 2 years again!! the 2 years between s2+3 felt like a lifetime i don’t know what i’ll do without this silly little show every week :,)
