#you cannot fathom

[cotgar]

hello guys this is mudbastian and I’m taking this tumby account. i am evil

[adjacentderulo2014]

every time my paid Spotify subscription plays an ad I grow an extra tooth that hungers for flesh

[styxbugg]

everyday i get closer to becoming a furry

he angy

[frostyalice]

alice in breaking dawn: *does weird flippy thing and breaks the hands of the vampires holding her and easily escapes*

carlisle and jasper, who are already dead: ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU??? do we mean N O THING???

[thepymreaper]

If anyone needs me I’ll be over here packing my shit so I can walk to Texas and pee on every nice thing CRWBY owns

[that-carson-chick]

In case my message didn't go through to the main, I'll have to be on semi hiatus until February bc that's when I'll be able to get the computer fixed. :'(

[fungushoney]

Wow i just remembered that i have comedy skits on youtube i made when i was like 9

[skeletoadz]

Just thinking about my crush and being around him makes me want to cry tears of joy. uwu <333 Looking at pictures of him makes my kokoro go doki doki and shit Ahh why can't you just be mine forever? :/