genuinely cannot fuck with any of the half life ships that involve benrey or tommy. benrey, as funny as he is, is not fit to be in a romantic relationship with anyone and literally tries to murder them, and straight up torments gordon. tommy is either five or 36 and we're never told for certain. even if he is an adult he doesn't seem emotionally mature enough for a relationship and it skeevs me to death. everyone else in the series is a chaotic dumbass but at least it's not those two.















