#you joke

[saintsaensreads]

Four pages in and that's it our hero has just

FAINTED

It's a marvel he is even alive at this point.

( psa that apparently the hero didn't know about : don't shovel down fruits after having eaten nothing for the past day? And also don't drink water after eating fruits like that??The consequences are dire.)

[thiswayeveryday]

Its in Digna ✌️

[droppingtheveilofmaya]

Nooo, so you think that this thing with Dua Lipa won't be something big? Dammit, I was hoping for some yachting on the Thames for New Year's Eve. 💔

Sorry to disappoint you, love :D

I’m laughing so hard though, as I’ve been informed just today that I’ll be spending NYE attending a work event literally on the Thames!! I’ll let you know if I happen to spot anyone!

[hazelberry]

You're a joke. I'm sick of your bullshit. I just don't care anymore. Please enjoy your pathetic life and leave me out of it.

[sailorleo]

WOW WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT THAT WHOLE "CAR" THING WOULD BACKFIRE ON YOU MEGATRON

[udaarii]

at this point, I just want you to do something that gives me an excuse to punch you so hard

[bretonstripe-s]

Expectation: Wake up early, power through some study and homework, go to my lecture, study in the library during my break, go to my tute, make it home before six, finish my assignments so I'm free for the weekend.

Reality: Sleep through my lecture, watch re-runs of The Brady Bunch, cry about not having anything to wear, skip my tute, go back to bed.