#young grasshopper

[jordanswitches]

here's a tip, if you're using your nails to tickle someone, don't go hard. don't even go like medium. go really gentle and light. it's so easy to get a reaction with your nails, and i have so often had people actually end up hurting me because they don't know how easy it is to go too hard, especially if you're going for a while. obviously differs by person, but in my experience it stops being tickling and starts being scratched and personally i'm not into that

[ltcartoons]

A humorous martial arts cartoon featuring a wise mentor guiding a young trainee — both portrayed as expressive grasshopper characters. This piece blends lighthearted humor with a touch of inspirational patience, perfect for fans of whimsical cartoons, dojo themes, and character-driven art.

[the-composer]

Haz:

conclusion: Joshua will now be calling Haz Junior

[kindasmartdumbblonde]

My sister... thought Changbin... was the oldest in Stray Kids

As in, SEO CHANGBIN

(”Because he gives off that ‘bad bitch’ energy”)

[heirofsnape]

Conquer your street, conquer your park, conquer your neighborhood, conquer your borough, conquer your city...and the world is yours.

-Grandmaster Flash (The Get Down)

[thatonenoahkid]

yoga vids where the instructor is annoying are the worst cuz they’re go “okay forward fold, use your hands to get there, friend”

no. full stop. i am not your friend. i am not your buddy. i am your student, and you are my instructor. i am your young grasshopper, and you are my master. i am an ignorant child, and you are to teach me the ways of the wind and how to be one with myself.

i am not supposed to like you. im not supposed to tolerate you. we are not buddies. im not your fucking friend.

[myepisodecalendar]

American Pickers Season 2020 - Episode 8: Young Grasshopper AirDate: March 16th, 2020, 09:00 PM

[yeah--me--too]

i have never related more to Rey than in that moment in TLJ when she and Ben have just wiped out the Praetorian Guard and he looks at her with the intensity of a thousand suns and Rey, with the panic of a thousand supernovas, immediately deflects and goes “wow look at that fleet out there i’m totally not nervous about the way you’re looking at me right now no sirree bob i’m just suddenly very concerned about the fleet i left behind to come and see you”