#young gray

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Young Natsu: He called me the b word!

Makarov: Did you do that?

Young Gray: No.

Natsu: Yeah you did!

Gray, monotonously: Motherfucker doesn't start with a b.

[thefoxthief]

For @junryou Here's a mini Gray for you! Even as a kid he was known to strip lol He's enjoying a hot cup of cocoa :3

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Young Lisanna: Okay Natsu, your turn.

Young Natsu: Uh, kiss Erza, marry you, kill Gray.

Young Gray: Huh? You'd kill me?!

Natsu: Well, duh. I'd neither kiss or marry you.

Gray, internally: We'll see about that.

*ten years later, at their wedding*

Natsu: Haven't you ever heard of reverse psychology?

Gray, gasping: It. Was. A. TRAP!

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Makarov: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Young Gray: Me but better.

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Young Natsu: Are you dating Mirajane?

Young Erza: What? How dare- she's by archenemy! I would never- the fact you'd even insinuate- why would I- maybe you're dating her and you're trying to throw me off the scent, huh? Check and mate.

Young Gray: *looks into the camera like he's on the Office*

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Ul: I wrote my last will and testament because I live my life in constant danger.

Young Gray, monotonously: I wrote my last will and testament because life is fleeting and you never know when you or a loved one will die.

Ul: Ugh, you're kind of a bummer, anyone ever tell you that?

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Young Gray: Gramps, can you pass the salt?

Makarov: What’s the magic word?

Young Natsu: Why, are you gonna make the salt levitate?

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Gildarts: I was looking after Natsu and Gray, and Natsu comes up to me and says "Gray called me the B word!" and Gray just looked at him and said "Motherfucker doesn't start with a B."