Saro: excuse me i have to go look up history of condom sizes
Coco: ...were condoms wrapped in foil? I mean, I assume? But I don’t know?
Saro: thats what i’ve seen is described in, uhhhhh, fullmetal alchemist porn. also DID YOU KNOW early condoms, like, from the 1500s to like the 1920s were made of ANIMAL SKINS AND INTESTINES??? n e a t
Coco: Yep!
Coco: ...do they make condoms in Rapture? Like, is there a devoted condom factory? These are the questions that keep me up at night.
Saro: the lost level of the game
Saro: honestly its probably like. the skin ones and theyre made in paupers drop.
Saro: SLICK DICKS DICK SLICKERS
Coco: ... I am going to cry, this is so totally something Fontaine owns.
Saro: shit.
Coco: the Truth: Fontaine is the condom king. Give the man a condom crown. Sing the condom anthem. Praise the king in all his contraceptive glory.
