Partnering: Franco Colapinto x Y/N (referred to as Yourname)
Summary: Franco tells the entire world about your sex life but doesn't understand why he messed up.
Warnings: mentions of sex, slight slut-shaming (if I've missed any, please let me know and I'll add them!)
(the pictures of girls are you)
Yourusername: He’s beautiful, I’m beautiful, things are great ❤️
Francocolapinto: MY beautiful girl ❤️
User: oh to be the wag of franco colapinto
User: who’s that guy in the first pick???
User: wow are we promoting girls just being overconfident on the internet now?
-User: ikr, she’s such a slut online
User: will you be at the next race?
-Yourusername: i will be! i plan on coming to all his races this year since it’s the big league now and I like to support him ❤️
F1wags: It’s nice to have another wag in the paddock!
User: did yall see THAT franco interview? cause omg i hope he asked yourname for permission first 💀
-Yourusername: oh no ur scaring me bb 😓
-Francocolapinto: i promise it’s not bad baby 🙏
F1 Gossip: Franco Colapinto when asked about his pre-race rituals, but this is not the first time he has spoken about his and his girlfriends (Yourname’s) sex life. He has talked about when their first time was, where they’ve had sex, and more- is it too much or is it refreshing to have such an unfiltered driver on the grid?
User: uh sir i did NOT need to know that
Yourusername: HE SAID WHAT-
User: bye his own girlfriend didn’t even know he was going to say this
User: pls never get pr training franco 🙏🙏
User: he is legit the paddock whore and we’re living for it
Yourusername posted a story:
-Yourusername: oh but he DID
Francocolapinto: baby i still don’t get it
-Yourusername: it’s ok bb ❤️
Yourbffusername: if u need someone to smack him i’m just a call away
Franco Colapinto: guys i don’t know my girlfriend is mad at me 😓😗
User: bruz what do u mean u dont knowww
-Franco Colapinto: i don’t get it thoooo 😓😓🙏🙏
-Yourusername: ur too cute to be mad at
User: they’re too cuteeeeee ⬆️
-User: ikr, i wish i have what they have
Pierregasly: 🤦♂️