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Pyrrha: Jaune, does this bikini make my boobs look big?
Jaune: Would I be hiding behind this tree if it wasn't?
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Jaune: Pyrrha, your bikini top accidentally fell off!
Pyrrha: Nope!
Jaune: ...
Pyrrha: (Grabs him) Hold me!
Jaune: A-Ah~! Hams~!
Pyrrha: But Jaune, we're already in the pool! If we eat, we'll have to wait another hour!
Lifeguard: For goodness sakes, miss; cover your indecency!
Pyrrha: Shut up and let me be naked!
Goodwitch: Hey, Jaune... Jaune... Jaune!
Jaune: WHAT?!
Goodwitch: (Deep inhale) Your cheeks are soooft~.
Jaune: Okay, seriously, Auntie Glyn; you're creeping me the fuck out!
Old Man Shopkeep: (Thinking) Ohoho! That's his aunt! And here I thought he was into cougars.
Goodwitch: It was so nice of you to take me to the movies...
Jaune: (Thinking) It was either that, or putting up with Nora's inappropriate sex puns for the entire day. Still, I wonder what she's doing right now...
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Nora: (Bashes open Jaune's door) I'm breaking and entering Jaune's room, and then he's going to be breaking and entering me~!
Nora: ...
Nora: S E X
Mama Arc: And here is Jaune playing in the pool as a baby. As you can see, he is naked and wet.
Pyrrha: I hope to make your adult son naked and wet, too!
Mama Arc: Nice~!
Jaune: You two better not be looking at my-
Baby Jaune: (Wails on screen)
Jaune: Oh, good; it's just my naked baby pictures. But so help me, if you touch my comic books-!
Pyrrha: Can I have a copy of these to take home?
Mama Arc: How many do you need?
Pyrrha: How many you got~?
Jaune: (Wails like a baby)
Jaune: I have to go back for Cinder.
Ruby: Question! Why?
Jaune: Because she's my friend!
Ruby: But she can't be your friend, Jaune! If she's your friend, then that would mean I would have to kill her and-
Ruby: ...
Ruby: On second thought, Jaune, you're right! She is your friend!
Cinder: I'm now going to kill the two of you. But first...
Cinder: (Makes out with Jaune)
Pyrrha: (Gasps)
Cinder: Hey, Pyrrha; I just kissed your boyfriend~! What do you think about that~?
Pyrrha: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOONK! (Stabs Cinder's eye)
Cinder: (Clutching her wound) In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have done that.
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Jaune: I have to get in there and save Pyrrha. Think, Jaune; what would Pyrrha do in this situation?
Jaune: (Charges in) MREOW~!
Nora: Maybe Jaune is the real killer here?
Pyrrha: Unlikely.
Nora: Why not?
Jaune: (Struggling to get out of his hoodie) Almost... H-Hang on...
Pyrrha: Because he's just too sexy~.
Ren: No argument here~.
Pyrrha: WHAT?!
Ren: But there's no need to be suspicious of each other just yet. Not while I still have a way to determine who the real killer is through mind-probing and careful analytical examination...
Nora: So, you're going to mind-fuck us?
Ren: Exactly.
Pyrrha: Nobody's fucking Jaune's mind but me!
Pyrrha: ...Actually, nobody's fucking Jaune at all except for me!
Ren: We'll see about that~.
Pyrrha: WHAT?!
Ren: Nothing~!
Jaune: Oh no! It's the Girl-Power Super Sentai team!
Blake: Um, excuse you?! The correct term is Power Ra- Oh, no, wait, you actually said it right. Nevermind.
Jaune: When will my package come through the mail slot?
Yang: Wanna put your package through my slot~?
Jaune: NO!
Yang: Aw~...
