Feb 25
Fiona: *kisses Jaune's cheek* See you around...
Jaune: Whenever you want.
Fiona: *waves a little and leaves*
Ruby: ...
Weiss: Explain yourself.
Jaune: Huh? What?
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Fiona: *kisses Jaune's cheek* See you around...
Jaune: Whenever you want.
Fiona: *waves a little and leaves*
Ruby: ...
Weiss: Explain yourself.
Jaune: Huh? What?
Since AO3 is down, might as well try my hand at something else...yandere ruby anyone?
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Ruby: You know I love you, right Jaune?
Jaune: Ha-ha, very funny Ruby..
Ruby: I mean it. I love everything about you~.
Ruby: From your hair..
Ruby: Your smile..
Ruby: Your awkwardness
Ruby: The way its easy to unlock your front door at night and silent creep in to your dorm room and watch you sleep.. Jaune: ...Wait what?
Ruby: The way your hair is so delicate to take off..
Ruby: Your obliviousness for when I really wanna test what I can get away with too...
Ruby: Your delicious food, everything about you~.
Jaune: ...Sooo, we just gonna blow past what you said towards the end there or do I save myself by taking you out on a date?
Ruby: I'd pick the latter, partly because I have the rope ready as a plan B annd I will not hesitate to torture you.
Jaune: Date it is then!
Wolf Faunus ruby: You know how wolves mark their territory, right~?
Jaune: For the last time Ruby, I'm not into pissplay. Tattoo your name on me or something like a normal psycho kidnapper
The next morning....
Jaune (waking up) "ow!"
Jaune (feels a pain on his stomach) "what the...".
Jaune checks it out in a mirror, and sees the words *property of Ruby Rose* was tattooed onto above his crotch.
Jaune "RUBY. WHAT THE HELL".
Ruby (holding a tattoo gun) "what? You said you preferred this more".
Jaune has tried to remove it.
Ruby just redoes it again.
Jaune: I have to go back for Cinder.
Ruby: Question! Why?
Jaune: Because she's my friend!
Ruby: But she can't be your friend, Jaune! If she's your friend, then that would mean I would have to kill her and-
Ruby: ...
Ruby: On second thought, Jaune, you're right! She is your friend!
my friends started a yandere!Ruby craze a while ago and this is my (full) contribution to it :3 Rotten Girl Grotesque Romance Ruby !!
i'm honestly really fucking proud of this one like. THE BACKGROUND???? guys i'm like. peak
obligatory @kiraprismart tag hehehehe
Yandere Ruby
Ruby smiled as she was busy making cookies for Jaune. She noticed something off and went over as she saw Weiss talking with him. Half her face was hidden behind the wall as she stared at the duo with envy and hate for her partner.
She then saw Weiss come over and she got out a single cookie.
Ruby:He’s mine...
She said as she got it and then smiled as she looked at Weiss.
Ruby:Hey Weiss! I saw you talking with Jaune, what was that about?b
Weiss:Well if you must know, I reserved a date night with him, nothing se rious, though I hope that will change.
Ruby: oh... really?
She then got a cookie and showed it to Weiss.
Ruby:Hey Weiss want to try it? I made it just now. Still fresh~
Weiss:Well... I should keep myself ready for the date. But... one little cookie shouldn’t hurt.
She then accepted the cookie and ate it. After 2 bites she coughed it out and spat out what she didn’t swallow.
Weiss:What... What did you put in that?!
She fell down and felt drowsy.
Ruby:Oh Nothing, just baking soda, Chooclate chips, sugar, salt, milk, eggs... Sleeping adhesive. And enough to put a Goliath down.
Weiss:Hmnngh... What.. why?
Ruby:You know what you did... asking Jaune out after you broke his hearts now if I want to keep my knight... I have a couple more to hand out~
She walked passed Weiss with a tray in hand, about 6 other cookies.
Ruby:Don’t worry you’ll just take a looong nap~
The Weiss passed out from the cookie as Ruby smiled and went over to JNPRs room. There were those 3 and 2 others she had to share these cookies with before she could have her chance with Jaune.
Yang: You can't flirt too hard with Jaune.
Fiona: Why not?
Yang: He belongs to my lil sis.
Fiona: ?
Yang: Isn't that right?
*at the same time*
Ruby: Yes. 🥰
Jaune: *through teeth* ... Yes...
Fiona: ????
Ruby: My safe place is inside Jaune's ribcage.
Yang: ...
Blake: ...
Jaune: ...
Yang: ... What do you do when she says something that deranged about you?
Jaune: ... There's a very real sense in which she's correct.
Ruby: 💕