#zag yaps

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i have shit to do but i had to get this idea out so i have a theory about dispatch, being that there's a third romanceable character that we haven't realized yet

because on the ps5, there are 3 hidden trophies that include a kiss in the description, which would be weird if there were only 2 romance options. it'd definitely show favoritism by the developers, which no one wants to see. regarding who i think the 3rd romance option is most likely to be, i'm willing to bet either flambae or phenomaman, based on their interactions with robert thus far (sorry waterboy fans i'm sad about it too)

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sure dante

(dmc4 dante x re6 leon btw)

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thinking about benthan’s first kiss, when they’re done with the bullshit of the week they have to deal with, and they half-collapse into each other’s arms laughing because they’re just so relieved, and they look into each other’s eyes, smiling, and they just. Kiss. and they’re in their own little world until they come back and see Luther or someone else looking at them like “jeez about fucking time” and they start laughing again

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someone needs to make a bloodymary winterhawk crossover and i don’t think it should be me

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aight

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watching the trailer for the s8 battlepass and uh

first of all get this boy some contacts. stat second of all, WHY DOES HE LOOK KIND OF LIKE EMRE FROM OVERWATCH.

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so we all know how scott mentions hot tub time machine in the mcu right? well i brought this up to my brother with the issue that this makes sebastian stan a canonical person within the mcu universe, and he decided that it wasn't really sebastian who was in that movie, but bucky like he could've had to do it for a hydra mission. he could've accidentally stumbled on set and they were just like "oh hey yeah we need another actor can you cmere a sec" and he's like "?????" but complies because What The Hell, Sure and years later bucky meets scott somehow and is like "WAIT YOU'RE THAT HOT TUB TIME MACHINE GUY" and bucky remembers that yes, he did in fact act in that movie but he can't fucking remember Why

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went to barnes and noble yesterday and found a few volumes of old man logan there (didn't buy any tho bc i didn't feel like it) and i skimmed a few panels of it

when i got home i told my brother about the scene where hawkeye (despite being blind) is driving logan and they happen to drive off a cliff and clint is very unbothered about it and my brother says "okay clint really is just the world's most autistic man who uses his hyperfixations to save the world while managing to simultaneously fumble every relationship he ever has" my brother has never read a single hawkeye comic.