Okay, so like I know that the new episodes are so sad and angsty and everyone needs to go get some fucking therapy I can't help but wonder what would have happened if WestAllen were teens throughout the series? And like Iris is hyperventilating because, shit I'm a mother, somebody help! And Barry is like, what the fuck am I supposed to do? Take them out for soccer? They're all older than me!
And their friends are just straight up cackling in the corner
Omg, wait, this would be such a hilarious situation. Like if this was a Stargirl type situation, where they’re all high-schoolers, but Barry and Iris are one day going to have a whole speedster family, obviously. Like this Forces arc if they were teens? Iris gave Barry back his speed, and oh wait these two teens now created a bunch of Forces who inhabit grown adults.
“Take them out for soccer” is killing me omfg. Teenaged Cisco straight up cackling at Barry trying to parent adults. Iris immediately grabbing cookbooks and being like, “Okay I’m going to learn how to cook now, because I have to feed all these random adults I’m apparently a mother to.” It would be straight up hilarious, and I kind of wish we could have that kind of fun every episode.
Also ditto: everybody needs therapy ASAP.
