#zazzpio

[funkyfandomlover]

boom. my special birthday post is a collab for espio’s harem. it’s a silly thing we made on Discord together :D funnest collab ever hehe

everyone who participated in this thx

knuckles and blaze: @rushcolor

silver and donnie: @xx-disco-inferno-xx

mighty and fang: @honeyglazedcalamari

wave and rouge: @mothrabu-bu

shadow and zazz: @swirlyblast

metal and jet: @peskypixel

espio and sonic: me

[ribbon-heartwise]

Vector wonders why they are plenty of people who like Espio, I mean sure he can accept Tangle or Silver but the questionable ones like Zazz, Mephiles, Starline, and Infinite.

He should be worried about Charmy once he reaches his teenhood.

Yeah, Vector REALLY needs to have a chat with Espio about taste in men. Espio's bringing a new evil bitch home every night, and it's deeply concerning.

[honeyglazedcalamari]

zestpio

[ribbon-heartwise]

K now I’m picturing espazz/zazzpio for freaky Espio.

Not even Zazz himself could comprehend the amount of untamed crackhead-ery Espio has for someone he’s interested in.

He comes back to the deadly six lair and for once in his life he’s dead silent with a terrified look in his eyes. “…what the hell happened to you?” “..I- -I dunno. I honestly don’t know. But I’m going on another date next Friday.” “With who??????”

Honestly, that's EXACTLY how it'd go. The date was wonderful, by the way. It ended with rough sex in a hotel room neither of them paid for (broke in).

[funkyfandomlover]

what if i write a oneshot fic or something of espio and his many ships/crushes huh. what then

[ribbon-heartwise]

May I ask how Espazz dynamic be like?

Jokes aside, Espio somehow manages to out-freak Zazz, and Zazz finds it so insanely hot.

Espio isn't open about their relationship, so not even The Chaotix know about it. Meanwhile, the rest of The Deadly Zix know very well because they pried until Zazz spilled the tea. Zeena is 100% on board because she thinks Espio serves cunt (though, she found him a tad boring before Zazz mentioned how freaky Espio is), but the rest of The Deadly Zix couldn't care less. They're just nosy.

Zazz and Espio have a LOT of sex. Like, twice a day at this point. I guess that's what happens when you put two FREAKS together and tell them to kiss. It's a Gaia-damn miracle they haven't been walked in on.

If anyone besides The Deadly Zix knows, it's Sonic. Sonic would probably clue in pretty fast, because that motherfucker somehow knows everything. He wouldn't tell anyone, since it's Espio's relationship, but he'd definitely find it funny as hell.