Title: Babysitter Akatsuki Headcanons part 2
Character(s): Kakuzu, Hidan, Konan, Tobi, Zetzu (Naruto)
Summary: The Akatsuki are all teens and hang around with each other as a group and thought why not try to pick a few jobs here and there for a bit of money. One of the odd jobs is taking care of a child whose parents are always busy with work. You are a very lonely child and they noticed that and made it their goal to have an amazing childhood.
Warnings/tags: Fem!reader, young reader, purely platonic
Part 1: Sasori, Deidara, Kisame, Itachi and Pein
- Another tsundere, but would help you with math homework. (Nobody is not touching that math book, it is his!)
- Surprise to everyone was the fact that he would let you where allowed to him like hugs and holding hands when he takes you out. If he was feeling in a particularly good mood that day which he does whenever he is with you he would ruffle your hair.
- If you are having a bad day, he will ask you and listen carefully only after you finish explaining he would give you tips and suggestions to help you.
- If you got out with this teen, many would-be concerned thinking he was your kidnapper or something. But whenever you tell them he is your babysitter and the best one at that, he won't admit it but you know that he is super happy that day.
- While not the type to play games with you, he will often bring books that you are interested in and let you lean on his back as you read them. He would grunt annoyed but he in the end would patiently teach
- Everybody was nervous when you first meet him as Hidan swears a lot. But to their surprise, Hidan doesn't swear around you. (Well... you can see him try not to)
- But the teen is definitely a bully, pulling your hair (not super hard, but still annoying), pokes your cheeks multiple times if you try to ignore him. You are not threatening to him after all you are just a small child.
- But if you were bullied at school or within your “friends” and he saw that. Hidan is definitely the type to beat them up. Even if they are kids your age, nobody is bullying you! He is the only one who is allowed to!
- Hidan is a bully, but is super sweet when you feel down. Staying right beside you when you want to cry and keep this a secret kay? He will read you those bedtime story books if you ask with puppy dogs eyes.
- Video games and movies with him and he is super petty. Won't let you win, and if you by chance are better than him at the game he will start aching like a spoiled brat but will get over it pretty quickly. Just with you.
- Konan would actually be your mother and is more motherly than your own mom.
- The day she comes and you have no homework from school or something to study (which she would always help if you are troubled) she will be teaching you how to fold origami which you always look forward to. Showing your skills off to your friends but really you also love spending time with Konan.
- She cares about your health and when it is not her turn to be your babysitter, you can bet she is threatening the other Akatsuki members to only give you healthy foods and if you get a scratch with another member and she somehow finds out. That member will be facing Konan’s rage.
- Is not the type to suddenly jump for hugs. But she would be very happy if you ask her for a hug. She will also bring a small peck on your cheek or the crown of your head.
- Loves playing dress-up and doing your hair similar to Deidara. She will learn how to do it if your hair a particular hairstyle you like.
- Many many many hugs by that teen. He adores you and would shower you with so much affection and love and would do anything you ask. (But surprisingly draws a line when it comes to dangerous things. Konan was anxious that Tobi would let you play with fire.)
- A really really good cook, when you see him coming to your home by the window you are already planning what you are eating that day.
- The teen would cry like a baby if you ever got hurt, even the small ones, asking if you were okay and crying over the fact that you will die even tho it is just a small papercut and between that he would pick you up and take you to the medkit and skillfully treat the wound. After that, it is cuddling time.
- You and Tobi pulled many pranks on the other members, and they know it is you and the masked teen. But they would never hurt you, just Tobi… which is good for you... but bad for him. But Tobi doesn't mind, he doesn't want you to get hurt and besides if he gets punched, he knows that you will worry about him and that always makes him happy.
- An interaction the two do often is trying to grab his mask to see what is behind it. He doesn't mind it really, he encourages it but that doesn't mean Tobi is going down without a fight!
- Zetzu will teach you many things about nature, like how flowers grow, how a caterpillar becomes a butterfly and even flower language. He will also teach you how to make flower crowns and flower rings.
- Any present you give this plant teen he will treasure it and keep it in a box along with your other gifts.
- While not as bad Hidan, he does occasionally tease you and your antics but like Hidan he will absolutely scare all your bullies away. While he won't get physical with the bullies he would use intimidation instead.
- Zetzu is good at baking and while he is a meat eater he cares more about your health than his so if you dislike eating vegetables he would sneakily add vegetables to your cupcakes, brownies and cookies.
- The teen is shy with affection, you are the one who hugs him most of the time but when you do he would shyly pet your head or pick you up.
