TERA RUDE ,,
ziggy blurb || - you aren’t familiar with present day slang
w/c: 585 ⌗ no use of y/n, fluff c: , not proofread
“Fuck, okay! okay.” He laughs, nose crinkling as he readjusts his fingers on the strings, head hanging over the neck of the guitar to get a better look. “How about something like uhhh,” like a broken record, the same tune from his last 20 tries echoes through his room immediately making you do a cutting motion to your neck. “no no, you already played those chords like fifty times, you moron.”
“You’re tera rude.” He murmurs, flicking your forehead with his forefinger and middle. “i’d like to see you make a good chorus…” He grumbles in an annoyingly mocking voice. You rub your forehead, half glaring at him. “tera?“
“tera what?” He focuses on the placement of his fingers again. “No, like, tera? what the fuck is a tera?” You spew, brows furrowing. He scoffs, bewildered. “is it cozy under the rock you live in?” Again, strumming.
“Is it, like, slang? streamer slang or something?” you ask over the sound of the repetitive chord. “You’re serious?” He looks at you, tilting his head with a small teasing grin. “Holy shit”
You roll your eyes. “what are you, 5? just explain oh my god” you mutter, your face beginning to flush in embarrassment— you didn’t like being ignorant to things you knew you should know. It made you feel old despite the fact that you were younger than Ziggy by a month.
“that’s so not lift” He adds, shaking his head, miming disappointment, making you slap his arm. “You’re making up words now! lift?” You scoff, a grin growing. “I’m not! Why would I lie to my girlfriend?” He laughs, feigning hurt at your slap.
“Whatever!” A string of snickers follow your words. “Let me see for myself. If you’re lying you owe me.” You fish your phone from your back pocket, scooting beside him. He lifts the guitar strap over his head, laying the it beside him to look over your shoulder properly.
“yeah? what do i owe you?” He mumbles, his chin resting on your shoulder. You hum, lips pressed into a line. “Ten bucks” You open a tab, going to urban dictionary.
“anything else? like a kiss?”
“ew no, a kiss from my boyfriend? yuck, ziggy.”
You type in the word, the small circle spinning as it searches for similar words. To your surprise, about more than a thousand responses come up. “There’s actually no way.” You scroll down a few before reading the definition. “used to emphasize blah blah..” You read incoherently— not that it mattered. You were wrong.
“I told you!” His chin lifts from your shoulder, shaking you with an obnoxious smile. You roll your eyes, nudging his hands off you. “Okay yeah, whatever, who cares. now what do i owe you?” You turn your head, leaning it back on his shoulder, a defeated half grin on your face.
“Ah, i dont know. i would say a kiss, but from my girlfriend? yuck.” He looks away, shrugging with exaggerated motions of his hands. God, he was so annoying— you can’t help but laugh. “Don’t be an ass, i’m sorry, you’re..” you drag out a sigh “you were right.” You admit quietly.
“Sorry? did you hear that?” he cups a hand behind his ear, looking around. With a glare, you lean into his ear, half yelling “you were right!” making his shoulders shoot up, pushing you. “God, evil..” He holds his palm against his ear, chuckling. “I should’ve taken the kiss.” He complains.
“Who says you tera can’t?”
“Fuck you, kiss me.”
omg they’re so stupid i love them <\\3 i had to look up what year wyfstw was set and hello it’s 2030?? its not completely realistic that the reader wouldn’t know the slang if they’re surrounded by other people who use it in their vocabulary but i like the prompt okay.. || requested by @cherry-lollipop5 !! dw this is NOT the only one i’m planning on posting lolol i just wanna make separate blurbs and put them into a masterlist !
