i'm a walking aster

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[grundoonmgnx]

Nick Barlow, Clusterfuck/Keep It Together, 2022

Oil on mountboard, 81 X 81 cm

[shopwitchvamp]

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

[abyssaldyke]

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

[nitewrighter]

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[say-a-little-grace-for-me]

@boggblog please everyone needs to see your very correct statement

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[eric-coldfire]

Healing.

[woeful-maiden]

21yo catgirl gf who doesnt know what 'campfire' is: i just dont get it…. i think you're trying to 'gas light' me….

me: we don't HAVE a fucking gas lighter that's why you need to rub these sticks together so we can have a fire and stay warm until rescue arrives..

spore creature i 3d bioprinted from the workshop that looks like Jeb Bush: (mistaking me for a high tier creature stage species that will make a powerful ally and allow it to advance evolutionarily) 🎶 AR AR AR 🎶 😃

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

Last few hours you can post this

[luumastudio]

[aristocrating]

Lardo when asked about her experience as team manager of SMH

[charl0ttan]

15 minutes used to be a long time you know. now its barely 15 minutes

[catgirl-kaiju]

this is the kind of thing hobbits talk about on their front lawns

[lakevida]

that tweet thats like im not allowed to believe in the power of manifestation because i have OCD but best of luck to you all

[leoweooo]

"stardust how bad could it have possibly been"

(twitter xpost)

[two-longing-loves]

”intricate and endless daddy issues” is wild coming from butcher jr

[blogaboutyafavbirdboys]

- Riko Moriyama to himself while standing in the shower hours after the baquet ended.

[scumbagsblog]

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

[nat-20s]

I know it's because of how Melinoë was raised but like the deference she shows to others is wild compared to Zagreus, who mentally categorizes everyone he meets into "homie" or "hater" and acts accordingly