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I’m still learning how to properly blend so be gentle 😂 Milo Manheim By Me 💕

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Got bored. Got pretty.

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13 June 2016: Kids with Food Names Are Terrible

I don’t understand the motivation of parents who strap their kid with a food name. Yelling “Apple!” (ahem, Gwyneth) anywhere besides a farmer’s would probably just make everyone else on the street duck for cover from rogue/falling fruit. It’s also a scientific fact if your kid has a food name, the probability that he’s a whiny, snotty little hellion increases, a billion fold. Case in point: Bibi Souffle, gangly 3rd grader, Forest Scout troop leader 4 years running, tent designer, expert tracker, and a giant thorn in everyone’s side. 

Field sketch of Miss Souffle. ^^^

Vee and Bibi are sort of long-standing troop nemeses (as close as little girls learning cursive can get to being mortal enemies), so Edgar and I knew we were in for a real treat of a weekend when we volunteered awhile ago to chaperone a troop camping trip. There was serious Forest Flair at stake, and access to open flame. I’m a good roomie/bestie. I wanted to help Vee win some scout points. So Edgar, his dumb bird Wes, Vee, a gaggle of 2nd and third grade girls, and me, all powered through a weekend of Bibi touting her trout fishing skills, insisting she roasting everyone’s marshmallows because she was the only one who could do it correctly, and screaming like crazy whenever Wes tried to perch himself on her head (maybe just like, 3 times). Surprisingly, we all got out of the woods unharmed that weekend. Unless you count a splinter in a thumb from an unfortunate fort-building debacle. All good, though.

Kids with food names are awful little jerks. Especially on camping trips.

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That time I photo bombed Edgar and he was NOT cool with it. #flashbackfriday

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5 October 2015: Day of Crabs

So, I told Vee today that for as long as I’ve been in B-more, I’ve never eaten crabs. She said this was unacceptable and immediately asked her mom if she could get some. She got us a whole bushel, which I was no help in eating. I dunno. I’m not into the idea of hitting beady-eyed things with a mallot before cracking it open and eating its insides--are they looking at me??? (Vee says you’re not supposed to bludgeon the crabs when you open them, but still).  

She doesn’t seem to get how veganism works. Somehow she thinks she can get me to eat a crab eventually. It’s her turn to make our snacks tomorrow... I’m gonna give my fruit plate a very thorough inspection, that’s all I can say.

ABOVE: diagram of the crab Vee tried to make me eat. She named him Carl, because “Carl” is probably an anonymous guy with a boring life. I did not eat Carl. 

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Field journal doodles...apparently, the thing on the Pope’s head is a “zucchetto,” and the cape part of his robes that comes to the elbows is a “mozzetta.” Cool words! Also, “ciao.”

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21 September 2015

   Let’s get the obvious out of the way: I am a zombie. “Undead,” “sort of dead,” whatever else you want to call it. Tasteless as it may be, I prefer, “zombie,” purely for the alliteration in Zombie Zed. If you’re wondering what the B is for, stop guessing because the answer is not that interesting. My mandible will occasionally unhinge and my eyeball will occasionally pop out, but that’s about as zombie as it gets with me. I hate lumbering down long hallways, moaning.  Brains in any presentation are vile (even with a nice Chianti). Give me a decent vegan lasagna any day.

   Apart from all of this, I am what you’d call an amateur naturalist. You know, like Darwin. I study living and inanimate things, make note of them in this journal. I am partial to Richard Small’s work, versus Darwin’s. If you don’t know who he is, you should know him. But if you can’t find a naturalist named Richard Small anywhere, it’s alright, you don’t have to know. Just know he’s the best.

    I “live” in Baltimore, Maryland. It’s pretty great living within walking distance from my favorite writer, Mr. Edgar Allan Poe. We meet every Wednesday evening to write poetry; he’s been giving me feedback on my meter. 

Oh, and my best friend is this girl called Vee (alive). There’s a book about the two of us coming out this Halloween.

Guess that’s all for now. Vee’s calling me!