mermaids only

❝He loves me, he loves me not.❞

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[sushinfood]

this is NUTS

[ranger-truth]

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

[hollowboobtheory]

wait a second

[sushinfood]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[tailfromthesea]

My New Blog!

REDFOXINTHEGARDEN

[halseycon]

[poems-and-words]

[poems-and-words]

Book of the day: Night Road by Kristin Hannah

Get the FREE Kindle Reading App

[dutchstore]

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[tailfromthesea]

Where the hell’s the Santa Claus number?

[written-in-pen]

… And I learned that letting go isn’t always as hard as it’s made out to be. It’s just painful.

E. Grin (via written-in-pen)

[wnq-writers]

Sometimes We have To break To become Art.

jiteshkhanna (via wnq-writers)

[freshgomez]

[carnival-wilson]

what is "it’s hot in topeka"

one of the most important moments in history

[tartatail]

Juvia’s life will forever and always belong only to you, Gray-sama!

[lopmon]

[tartatail]

Words cannot express the joy Juvia has felt getting to know you, Gray-sama!

[trollshimoto-and-trollshima]

NOOO!!!!

[kaliforhnia]

[evilqueens]

[culturenlifestyle]

[wnq-writers]

culturenlifestyle:

Pretty & Witty Pencils

Washington-based boutique Harvest Paper Co. coins themselves as the place where you can find “pretty & witty paper goods and gifts designed to make every day a little more lovely.” With a dose of witty and dark humor, their collection of stationery, paper goods and home goods are creative and addictive.

Their collection of pencils will encourage you to write things down more often as well as empower the feminist within you. Find them in their Etsy shop.

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