Hi there!

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[a-titty-ninja]

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“oh. sorry”

[wayneradiotv]

got off an elevator in warframe and the moment the doors opened this ominous phantom obstructed my path

[bunnybot5000]

I run this clan - glad you had a nice time spotting one of our boys out in the wild!

Now here’s the REAL question… did you spot BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB or  BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB, two very distinct members of our illustrious clan???

[wayneradiotv]

holy fucking shit

[phoenixyfriend]

My stomach hurts and I can barely breathe, because I haven’t laughed this hard in a very, very long time. I only learned about this prank less than fifteen minutes ago, but I’m already dead from how ridiculous it is.

Context: Paul Rudd has a history of going on Conan O’Brien’s shows (first Late Night, then Conan) and, when asked to show a clip from his newest movie, shows this snippet of a 1988 movie called Mac and Me (an ET ripoff) that people refer to as “the runaway wheelchair scene.” And Conan falls for it… every time. The exasperation through the years just kills me. Every time Conan thinks that he’s maybe caught a break, it happens again.

He thought that Paul Rudd might have laid off the joke for Ant-Man, in hopes of not pissing off Marvel.

Look at that face. Look at that expression. Look at how resigned and dead he is. This was his chance to get Paul Rudd to actually show a proper clip. Who would piss off Marvel? Who would waste a chance to promo their new movie for a prank they’d already been doing for fifteen years?

Paul Rudd, apparently.

[aimmyarrowshigh]

[puyopuyo]

[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

Venom adopts a needy puppy from the local animal shelter. Spiderman, like a fucking asshole, drives his loudass vroom.mp3 motorcycle by, upsetting the peace of said shelter. Venom decides to deal with this ruffian using the only language he knows how to speak. Who’s the real villain here

[vidadepostureo-deactivated20190]

Audio please 🔉

[armedandgayngerous]

this video is extremely high-tier comedy

[h0rrorgoddess-deactivated202511]

[retrogamingblog]

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

[starwarsgraphictee]

The girl is my mom while I’m playing in the car on a road trip.

[xheartxfingers]

[soras-majestic-butt]

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

[aphony-cree]

our thoughts aren’t always from us. Sometimes random thoughts are our brain trying to process and understand concepts we’ve heard from other people. Your reaction to that thought shows your true feelings on the subject

[stamtnek]

this actually makes me very relieved

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

That information is very important for people suffering from intrusive thoughts. Thank you

[ambris]

huh, I see

[goldauraguru]

The African Renaissance Monument in Senegal, larger that the Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty .. Things you don’t see in mainstream media. @KrystVegaNeteru

[geoffsayshi]

This is beautiful.

[nerthos]

I think this picture better illustrates the size of that monument.

[cheskasmagicshire-deactivated20]

I never even knew this existed this makes me so happy to find out about it

[ryanphantom]

ME, EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE

[peanutbuttergamer]

Wow, this has a lot of notes, haha. 

[grimeclown]

my gf REFUSES to squeeze her titties together so i can swipe a debit card through her cleavage like a card reader so romance is dead i guess

[iraffiruse]

[drubtwopointoh-blog-deactivated]

This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

[lj-lovegood]

Amen.

[adamndisgrace]

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.

[misa-nthropy]

[freshmoviequotes]

[ctm-san]

[ohmahgawddion]

One reason why I love anime. The emotion of the voice acting is too strong

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

[supahbeefcakes]

did

did this anime waifu just tear down the edgy pretentious pseudointellectual facades we construct for ourselves as an obfuscating substitute for actual worth of character and accuse us of being so wrapped up in our own insular self-validating atrophied emotional comfort zones that we can only relate to others through pop culture allusions and mental dominance contests instead of a genuine emotional connection between two human beings

what the hell man

[gemiblu-deactivated20221117]

at first i read the above explanation thinking it was just a bunch of long thrown in words meant to make something simple complicated….but that is the perfect explanation for what I just watched

[speedlionfc]

It’s been mentioned many times before, but the voice actress did this in a SINGLE take… makes it all the more impressive

[sonicbillymays69-deactivated202]

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