all my actual writing stuff is under the tag “taintedtort”
any requests are under that tag^ as well, or under "tortrequests"
link to my masterlist ^^
just to note, i am pretty inconsistent with my posting.
i do requests in random orders, so if i take a minute to get to yours it’s not on purpose!
i will not write smut for minors/ageless characters (fluff/hc only), won’t write for IRL ppl (actors, movie characters, famous ppl), no heavy angst, SH, noncon, age play, food play, piss kink, scat, incest, or heavy BDSM
i’ll write for as many characters as you want, but the more there are, the longer it’ll take
i usually do hc/drabbles so if you don’t want that you’ll have to specify
omggg i never even realized this :( he’s only ever been in a couple
i think because he’s not a very requested character + there’s a handful of characters that i feel the most comfortable writing, and he’s just not one of them, so he’s not one that i think of often
a/n. this has been sitting in my drafts for soooo long i'm sorry!!! also added some extra characters :)
☆ — MATSUKAWA
he stretches you out every single time because his dick is too big and thick. even if you guys just had sex the day before, be prepared for tears to prick at your lashes.
dirty talk the entire time. he does not shut up. it’s mocking things too like, "can you take it, baby?" or "is that too much?"
he cannot get enough of the noises you make. if you try to muffle yourself, he’ll just go even harder.
kinda kinky. vibrators, handcuffs, choking, marking, and maybe fucking you while he’s on the phone with Hanamaki (and maybe even letting Maki tease you for the little whimpers you can’t keep in).
you’ve prob had a threesome with him and Maki ^^
loves watching you ride him. you throw in the towel after five minutes at most because he’s too big and it hits too deep in that position!
his favorite position is doggy. he’s a total ass man.
☆ — KUROO
he loves to tease you and really draw out foreplay. he thinks that’s the most important part! he wants you begging before he even starts.
loves touching your hair, no matter the length. during make out sessions, his hand is in your hair. during sex, he’s pulling on it to hear you gasp.
(fem) he would be down to try anal.
he likes when you talk during sex, even when it’s all broken and stuttered. he always asks you questions so you’ll have to answer. if you don’t, then he stops until you do.
100% convinced you to have car sex/give him road head.
speaking of head, he loves to receive it. he'll give back of course, but nothing beats watching you choke on his dick. and, again, he can play with your hair!
rants about your sexual endeavors with kenma, who absolutely hates it.
he jokes about letting kenma have a turn with you, but wouldn’t actually go through with it. what if you end up liking kenma better? :(
his favorite position is also doggy because he likes the way your spine looks all arched up.
☆ — TENDOU
hickey galore. he’d show them off proudly, but he also loves giving you marks on your shoulders specifically.
along with hickeys, i think he’d be into biting too. he mostly does it just to tease you, and it’s always gentle. but there’s times when he’s fucking you too good, and he feels your teeth sink into his arm or his shoulder or his neck, and he loves it.
shower sex. he thinks it’s really intimate, and he likes rubbing soap all over you as foreplay lol.
would try eating chocolate off of you. or alcohol.
he likes being tied up.
i think he’d lowkey be a switch, but not completely submissive, he just let's you lead.
loves fucking you while forcing you to hold a vibrator against yourself. he thinks it’s so cute how shaky you get and how you can’t keep the toy still.
his favorite position is missionary so he can fold your legs all different ways.
☆ — KYOTANI
spanks the shit out of you. would also slap your face if you were down for it (not too hard, of course).
he's pretty quiet during sex because he gets embarrassed, but he needs to hear you moan or he can’t cum.
he's really impatient and has a high libido. foreplay is usually just a three minute make out session before he's shoving your hand down his pants.
loves blowjobs. especially unexpected ones. he can get hard in seconds, and it turns him on to see how needy you can get.
he always pushes your head into the mattress or stuffs a pillow over your face. he doesn’t like when you look at him because it breaks his concentration!
he loves when you send him nudes. he has a folder of them saved on his phone and routinely jerks off to them.
he had outdoor sex with you one time and it changed his life.
didn’t think he’d be into marks, but one time you left a hickey on his collarbone and he couldn’t stop staring at it in the mirror.
he likes when you ride him, but only when you’re actually moving. he gets annoyed when you go too slow. he loves the face you make when he starts fucking up into you. though.
his favorite position is butterfly.
☆ — IWAIZUMI
he likes pretending to teach you how to stretch. you don’t even know that he’s staring at your ass or imagining all the ways he could tear your pants off.
he kisses you a lot during sex. mostly your neck or lips, but sometimes his lips land on your forehead or your cheek.
sweats the most, but probably because he’s doing all of the work.
he listens to all of the needy demands you moan out, like "harder!" or "faster, Haji!" or "don’t stop! 'm gonna cum!" every single one is met with his compliance.
he has to mandhandle you into at least four different positions every time you have sex.
he's nice most of the time, but not so much when he’s frustrated or tired. on those days, he tears your clothes and forces you to bend over whatever surface is closest.
wall sex just because he can. you always tease him by doubting his strength, and he loves to show you just how strong he really is.
likes being close to you during sex. eye contact, kissing, pressing your foreheads together, all of that. he wants you fully naked and pressed entirely against him.
favorite position is missionary with your arms and legs wrapped around him.
heylo! just wanted to ask, do you have any c.ai accounts? i actually saw one of your headcanons in a kenma bot, about them getting cuddle you and getting jealous, just wanted 2 ask if you're aware of this!😢
i actually do have a c.ai account lol
ik that isn’t my account though, but i don’t mind if they used my hc as a bot! :)
a/n. omg i’ve been gone for soooo long im sorry :( i’ve been busy with work and school, but had to make a comeback for the yearly NNN post :P
☆ — KUROO : a week!
listen… i KNOW this man is a yearner. he cannot resist you, you’re way too perfect in his eyes. because of this, i think he’d last a week. he really tried to hold on because he had money riding on this bet, but he was doomed from the start. way too far in over his head. he just can’t stop his hands from wandering every time you kiss him, even if you’re just trying to be sweet. he can’t help the way his tongue seeks out yours, or the way his cock is instantly hard when your hands run through his messy hair. he blames you when he’s balls deep, letting out grunts and moans of, "this is your fault," and, "you’re such a tease". alas, he owes his coworker twenty bucks the next day.
"fuck— you’re just too perfect, i can’t help it."
☆ — OIKAWA : winner!
we all know he’s competitive, so i think off sheer will and determination that he’d pull it off. it was torture, and after a few weeks his balls actually start to hurt, but he had to prove a point! you’re always calling him a horn dog and pouting about how he just wants to fuck you and nothing else. he’s a busy man, always wrapped up in volleyball, so sometimes all he has time for is a quickie. he loves you to death, though, so when you bring up the challenge, he accepts. he wants to prove that he’s happy in your relationship with or without sex! so the month drags on— for both of you. for the first two weeks, he would help you get off, but then it became too tempting, so he had to stop. he’s literally counting down the minutes on the final day, but when it was finally midnight, December 1st, he ruined you all morning. it almost felt too good to be inside you again, and he makes a silent promise to never participate in No Nut November again.
"mmh… 'm gonna cum again— just a little bit more!"
☆ — ATSUMU : a day!
he had a bet with Osamu, but then realized that he actually didn’t give a fuck and that he loves being inside you way more than he loves bragging to his brother. he had this epiphany when you bent over to pick something up off the floor. such a simple thing, but Atsumu is weak for your ass. you tried to protest at first, asking if he was sure and to really think about it, but he was already tugging his cock out of his pants and bending you over the nearest surface.
"forget about Samu. you should only be thinking about me."
☆ — OSAMU : two days!
slightly better than his twin, which earned him bragging rights. he figured Atsumu wouldn’t last long anyway, so he wasn’t really trying to resist you. it sort of just played out that way, he didn’t get a free moment from the restaurant until two days into the challenge. he actually completely spaced about the bet when he got home to see you sitting all cutely on the bed. he only recalled the conversation when you mumbled something about it as he was tugging your underwear down, but he was too far in to stop now! he‘ll worry about it later, all he wants is to rearrange your guts and make up for the lost time.
"bet…? i don’t care about that right now, angel."
☆ — MATSUKAWA : two weeks!
this man is constantly tugging at you and wanting something, so even two weeks felt like hell to him. he was pretty determined and confident at the start, but then he got antsy. you weren’t helping either, always wearing nothing to bed and kissing him so deeply whenever you got the chance. it was driving him crazy! he cracked eventually, which you had been hoping for. you wanted to wipe that smug smirk off his face— and you did. he was between your legs without much protest once he finally caved, shoving his too-big-cock into you.
"god, you feel even tighter than normal… you missed my dick, huh?"
a/n. i was gonna do this with just kyotani but i had more ideas for other ppl
☆ — KYOTANI
awkward and and a little messy.
he’s definitely a little eager when leaning in for the first time. he initiated it because he thought he’d seem lame if you kissed him first, but you were too shy to anyway, so you aren’t complaining. his teeth bump against yours momentarily before he realizes he needs to ease up on the firmness. he breaks away for a second to calm down and learn the difference between passionate versus just plain rough before swooping back in.
"sorry— that didn’t hurt, right?"
☆ — KENMA
tentative and long overdue.
he had been wanting to kiss you for a really long time, but he always just chickened out. he always just blamed timing, but Kuroo makes sure to call him out each time Kenma complains about another failed attempt. you ended up being the one to break the ice, which he should’ve expected. you both were antsy for it by the time you finally took initiative. his lips were a little shy, always pulling away after a few short seconds. the first few are nothing more than pecks, but he gets used to longer ones pretty quickly.
"..finally."
☆ — KUROO
unexpected.
it just sort of happened. you two weren’t dating just yet, but everyone assumed you were. all the flirting and the more than friendly touches weren’t unnoticed by either of you. the kiss was just supposed to be another playful thing to further blur the lines between the two of you. but when your lips actually connected, it’s like everything just clicked into place. you both pulled away, looking a bit stunned, before meeting each other in the middle in a mess of hasty grabs and desperate lips.
"can we be official now?"
☆ — AKAASHI
shy smiles and lingering looks.
his eyes always linger on your lips. always. like he’s plotting to kiss you 24/7. it keeps you on edge sometimes, so you’re fully prepared when he finally does kiss you. it’s romantic and sweet, just like he was hoping for, and it had your heart jumping in your chest. perfect and easy, yet still a little flustering.
"that was nice… want another?"
☆ — IWAIZUMI
gentle and short.
he kissed you like he was scared you were going to break. he had almost just kissed your cheek, but he told himself not to be a pussy and just do it already. it was a nice kiss, the kind that has you wanting a bit more, but still nice. it made your chest feel warm with affection. he was kind of worried that it was lackluster though.
"was that okay?"
☆ — OIKAWA
faux confidence and smirks.
he likes to brag about being experienced even though he’s not. he can’t let you know that he’s secretly really nervous though! so he has to act like he’s totally normal. the kiss itself was good, but by the way he was hyping himself up, you expected more. he pulled away after a handful of seconds, and you can see how pink his cheeks and ears are.
"i know, that was probably the best kiss you’ve ever had."
it caught you off guard, because in the moments where you were sure he was going to finally kiss you, he never did.
you two went on dates to the park, to the movies, to restaurants, and after all that, he’d always drop you off at your door. so many perfect opportunities to kiss! but he never even hinted that he wanted to, so you thought it would just be better to wait.
you figured he was probably just nervous, and you can’t blame him since you are too! but he can’t expect you to wait around forever when all these perfect and romantic opportunities are popping up all the time.
but of course, he picked one of the least romantic times to actually kiss you.
the two of you were at his house sitting on the couch, and you were mindlessly playing some game on your phone. he was watching and teasing you about it, his eyes looking over your shoulder. the two of you were sitting so close, but you didn’t really think about it since you do that all the time.
"what’s with you and your dumb little games?" he huffs, though you can hear the slight amusement in his voice.
"shut up— what’s wrong with my games?" you retort, scrunching your nose, though your eyes stayed glued to your phone. he doesn’t respond for a moment, and you honestly thought he wasn’t going to, but then you hear him mumble almost absentmindedly, like he’s distracted.
"..nothin', i guess," he murmurs, and it sounded like he was right next to your ear, so you instinctively turned to look.
his eyes bore into yours, looking so determined and intense you almost ask him what’s wrong. he beats you to it though, cutting off any thoughts going through your brain when his lips connect with yours.
it’s quick— so quick you didn’t even have a chance to close your eyes— and then it’s over, and he’s pulling away. he leans back against the couch, tugging his own phone from his pocket. it’s obviously just something he does to distract himself so you won’t see his pink cheeks though.
you just blink at him, your own face feeling warm as you replay it in your head, your stomach flipping each time.
seriously? now?
"..you’re the worst," you grumble, your brows furrowed in both embarrassment and slight annoyance.
he scoffs, looking back at you with his own similar expression. "what do you mean? why?" he demands, trying to sound more confident than he really feels.
"you kissed me in your living room," you deadpan, like it’s obviously why you’re upset. did he really think you’d swoon over something like that? i mean… you did, but he doesn’t know that!
"be grateful i kissed you at all," he rolls his eyes, looking back down at his phone. he honestly isn’t really comprehending anything he’s seeing as he scrolls, he’s just doing it so he doesn’t feel as awkward.
"that was hardly a kiss. it didn’t even last two seconds," you argue, intentionally trying to annoy him about it.
he can feel his cheeks grow hotter at your words, and he gives you a glare (one that does nothing to deter you).
"fine then, asshole," he murmurs, leaning closer again just to prove you wrong. he’s more competitive and stubborn than he is nervous, that much is clear.
you try to pull back, your heart jumping in your chest, but he just slips his hand around the back of your neck, tugging you closer with a forcefulness you’ve grown used to.
his lips are on yours again, more firmly this time, but still as clumsy as the first. he makes sure to linger longer so you won’t tease him again, and he stays close when he parts from you as well, watching your reaction closely.
you’re looking at him with those eyes he loves so much, and it’s even better with that blush on your face. he’s positive he doesn’t look much better though, so he can’t really make fun of you for it.
"better?" he breathes out, and he’s so close you can smell the mint gum he’s chewing. you can taste it when your tongue instinctively darts out to wet your lips too.
"…better."
this is a little rushed, is it bad?! 🙁 another part to the kyotani series though (finally) also may or may not be based off mine and my boyfriends first kiss
warnings. afab!reader i think, post!timeskip, NSFW!!
a/n. this is a reupload bc the original post was flagged and removed :( i also changed the banner cus that might’ve been part of the issue
links to pt2, pt3, pt4, and pt5
☆ — HINATA
☆ he goes nuts when you wear anything that exposes your thighs. not really sure why, but he just loves them, especially if they're on the bigger side. if you're sitting next to him, he's got his hand on your thigh, subtly squeezing it every now and then. easiest way to get him riled up is to wear some shorts that cling to you in all the right places. he's got his face between them in seconds, begging you to suffocate him.
"cmon... squeeze harder, baby."
☆ — KENMA
☆ it gets him really worked up whenever you kiss his neck, especially the back. it sends prickles over his skin every time. it's such a casual thing, and he's honestly embarrassed over the effect it has on him.
☆ he also loves when you spend his money on something nice for yourself (lingerie). it makes him feel nice, especially if you model for him. and of course he has to show his appreciation by dicking you down and ripping up said lingerie, spewing promises of buying you some new sets.
"mmh- shush, i'll get you a new one."
☆ — KYOTANI
☆ loves biting. it started when you had playfully nipped at his bicep, all innocent and cute. after that, he couldn't get enough. he'd never outright admit that to you though, so he always tries to fuck you so hard that you have to bite into his shoulder to muffle your loud noises. you're met with a delighted groan from him each time you do it, and it doesn't take you long to catch on. you don't tease him about it, of course, but you do make an effort to bite him more during sex... and sometimes outside of it too ;)
"Fuck! jus' like that..."
☆ ー KUROO
☆ absolutely adores the noises you make. he especially enjoys the little whimpers you let out when you're riding him, trying your hardest to keep a good pace as your thighs get more and more tired. you beg and plead for him to just flip you over, but he likes watching you get all whiny. but don't worry, he'll eventually give in when your slow pace starts to drive him crazy.
"giving up already? cmon, you can keep going."
☆ ー NISHINOYA
☆ he likes when you initiate. it's usually him that comes to you, but sometimes you surprise him by getting all needy, and it's the biggest turn on in the world for him. sex like that is always quick and rough, both of you coated in sweat and panting by the end of it. he just can't help it, though! he'd be a bad boyfriend if he didn't immediately pounce on you and give you what you so desperately need.
hiii, the part one of your “things that turn them on” for haikyuu characters has been hidden for mature content and i cant access it💔💔💔 is there any way for me to see it??
omg i was off tumblr for a while (again oops) TYSM FOR LETTING ME KNOW! i put in an appeal so hopefully it gets approved 😔 if it doesn’t, i‘ll take it down and repost it dw
a/n. just stupid brainrot headcanons me and my friend have talked abt, but i wanted to share lol (also wanted some more opinions)
☆ — TSUKISHIMA
a host at a restaurant. he makes like $14 an hour and works almost every day.
the first of the first years to get employed.
would NOT tell the team about his job, but Kageyama saw him there once and told Hinata, who then told Tanaka. word spread and they all took a group trip to the restaurant to bother Tsuki.
☆ — HINATA
he would look far and wide for anyone that would hire him. he stopped getting picky after awhile and just applies literally anywhere he can.
he wants a job because Tsuki has one and he’s competitive.
would end up working at a fast food place for $11 an hour. he takes it VERY seriously though.
☆ — AKAASHI
i saw a fanart of him working at like Mcdonald’s or something and that’s all i can think of.
girls would see him and freak out. like, why is he working here? he’s way too handsome!!
Bokuto would be there most of the time and always ask for free food (he gets told no every time).
he doesn’t like how he smells after work— like grease and burgers— but he doesn’t hate the job.
quits immediately after graduating.
☆ — KAGEYAMA
unemployed king. he cannot find a job anywhere.
him and Hinata both searched, and Hinata definitely rubbed it in his face when he finally got a job.
Kageyama is picky though, he doesn’t want to work in a restaurant. he applies to retail places, but they all turn him down because he’s not old enough yet.
☆ — YAMAGUCHI
he’s waiter at the same restaurant as Tsuki. or a busboy, one of the two.
Tsuki helped him get the job and apply.
he doesn’t work as much as Tsuki, but he tries to line up his days so they can work together when he does.
brags to Hinata and Kageyama.
☆ — GOSHIKI
idk why, but i think he’d be a lifeguard. he’d be very good at it too.
he definitely doesn’t need the job, but he finds it fun. also thinks knowing CPR is a good skill to have for the future.
whistles at kids 24/7. someone take it away.
Tendou would go to the pool to bother him.
makes like $12 an hour.
☆ — SUGAWARA
a barista or something. not at Starbucks though, some random coffee shop in the mall.
Asahi and Daichi go and visit him all the time.
surprisingly good at making coffee, but it did take some practice.
all the middle aged moms love him.
☆ — KYOTANI
Autozone lol
it’s like around the corner from his house, and no one from school ever goes in there.
he thinks it’s a "cooler" job. you’ll never catch him working as a server or at Walmart.
☆ — NISHINOYA
walmart.
honestly a miracle he got hired. Hinata and Kageyama were both told no.
Tanaka works there too, and they always have shifts together.
they sit in the freezer with the milk and take the entire shift "restocking" it.
steals.
makes like $15 an hour and it annoys the shit out of Tsukishima.
