Am I More Than You Bargained For Yet?

Brianna•Florida 🤙🏻 Bands•Marvel•True Crime•Memes

[dankmemeuniversity]

[feraligatr]

ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience

[feraligatr]

ok attempt number #2 for my american followers: 

 me: i need to use the Bathroom 

 waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere

[feraligatr]

shajkldhskjladfhjklsdgkljdaghdsajlkgh

[givemearmstopraywith]

i’m a clove of garlic and God is crushing me under a knife so i add flavour to the soup

[ironhusband]

Iron Man (2008) + Letterboxd reviews

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[anxietyproblem]

[recreationaldivorce]

Gunfights are so fruity. Why are you firing your hot loads into another man

[heavenlyyshecomes]

I'm in my girl what am I doing era

[userdilf-deactivated20210916]

VENOM (2018) + letterboxd reviews (insp.)

[telegraphavekiss]

falloutboy: would you just look at that smile 😍

[ruinedchildhood]

[flyingiseasy-landingnotsomuch]

Meanwhile, in Switzerland.

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

via clowntv

[violue]

THIS IS KILLING ME

[patrick-stumps-bottom-lip]

[moominhands]

this is killing me

[moominhands]

i’m literally so fucking stupid. i don’t know why my hypochondriatic ass went on fucking google to google why the fuck i’ve been itching for two days—bitch—it might just be because i’m having a reaction to something, but fucking google wants to go and say, “oh, it’s fucking liver disease!” bitch, so do you know where i’m going right now? i’m going to the fucking ER, because it cannot be liver disease. no, no, no. honestly, like, i just, i just can’t move. get the fuck out of my way, bitch, i’m turning on my hazards. this is ridiculous. this is a fucking emergency—liver disease!—li—google, wh—liver disease? why are you, what? what do you mean? li—oh, no, no no no, not the liver disease, yeah (oh my fucking gosh)

[watcherscrown]

doing some serious research here

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

please stop setting yourself on fire

Grow up