let's list our 10 favorite episodes

Let's list our least favorite episodes. Let's list our favorite galaxies. Let's make a chart to see how often our favorite galaxies appear in our favorite episodes. What Romulan would you most like to see coupled with a Cardassian and why? Let's spend a weekend talking about Romulans falling in love with Cardassians and then let's do it again.

[binibby]

girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings

[take-liberties]

One of my favorite anxiety spirals is being convinced my hair will one day be found at a crime scene and it'll be over for me.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[take-liberties]

I love that we can still witness a fannish person learning about pon farr for the first time in 2026.

[evanzbuck]

The Long Game — Chapter Nineteen | insp.

[clytemnestraaa]

i think a consistent bit well into their marriage is that shane is really respectful of the cba and players association and ilya will not stop calling him a communist whenever it comes up and shane gets so annoyed every time. ilya i am not a communist. ilya. ilya i think water should be privatized stop telling people i’m a communist.

[americachavez]

harry potter fandom experiencing such a revival in the last 5 or so years to the point where 5 out of the top 10 ships on ao3 this year are hp AFTER that woman started fully funding hate campaigns with her royalties is so bleak. fandom isn’t an indicator of morality but what are we doing here man.

[unoqlo]

kkharvey4: BTS 🤫 (-)

[fuckrozanov]

the concept of shane being bricked up processing his first flint of desire imagining ilya bending him over the nearest weight bench and ilya is like boston is nice….??? will i be happy there i am so alone…..this is me being vulnerable and asking for reassurance btw…..and shane is like. please shove your sweaty towel in my mouth NOW ppleasepleaspeleasepleas

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

[russianblush]

the 9 inches: before & after

[willgrahamscock]

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

[butimaficwriter]

before dick and kisses

after dick and kisses

from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy

[delicatebaby777]

[sluttywilliams]

stay. pt.3.

[tinylilhollander]

Shane's definitely cum all over that MLH game box, right? There's no way Shane bought the Rozanov cover specifically, took it all the way to his secret little cottage, and didn't jerk himself off right over it, imagining Ilya forcing Shane to have his dick sucked on centre ice in front of everyone.

Like, he cleans it thoroughly after, but for just a moment he gets to see Ilya in full Raiders gear, covered in his cum, and it's the hottest fucking thing in the world.

[take-liberties]

Wait does the box come with different people on the cover?? I've never played chel, I just learned the word chel like 48 hours ago. So I did not know there are multiple covers but now I am thinking only about Ilya absolutely PREENING when Shane suggests they play and pulls out the box and it's the Ilya cover.

[lucylehane]

Heated Rivalry, p. 269

[take-liberties]

I really love how, in the book, the whole cottage before "I love you" is about them constantly failing to live up to this promise at every turn. The show is perfect and does what it can but those internal monologues in the book REALLY hit.

[ilya-roza]

they put him in a threesome. they put him in the cuck chair. they put him under carrie-anne moss.. NEVER KILL YOURSELF..

[hothockey]

ilya 'i don't mind swallowing' rozanov so suave so calm so nonchalant, nose deep in the bush, sucking like he's searching for the last drop of malted milkshake, ignoring the hands trying to pull him off, making his man come in twenty-one seconds flat with a desperate, wrenching groan, fucking hoovering up that semen, holding it throat-deep for every kick. smug and slapping and kneading his man afterwards. sure, you "don't mind", rozy. uh-huh.

[take-liberties]

When I watched this scene I went immediately to the group chat like ok can we talk about Shane indicating that he was about to come and in response Ilya speeds up "I don't mind" I said oh i'm sure