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Random shit I like. If you wanna know more about me just ask. 24/M/ATX

[mobilesuitzetagundam]

[zmun-deactivated20210618]

My brain riding out the last hour of work

[opossummypossum]

[lotad]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

op: *knock knock*

them:

:V

:V :V :V :V :V

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

a warning

[dietaryfiber-deactivated2018092]

we have Ten Days

[cactusjubilee]

T O M O R R O W

[endangered-justice-seeker]

PLEASE SHARE THIS USEFUL INFORMATION IT COULD SAVE LIVES

[indiedrone]

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

same

[paroxetini]

Jesus

[ahs-delrey]

I bet those two are couple now..

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

I’m gay

[indiedrone]

me too

[kateordie]

This is such a great story

[indiedrone]

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

this is so fucking funny

[keeper-of-the-flames]

This is so great. @chiribomb @cblgblog @thefingerfuckingfemalefury you all have to watch this.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Omfg XD

I love the judges faces like “What is happpppeeennniiiing”

[garrettauthor]

THE SHEER FUCKING BALLS THIS TOOK

[take-me-when-you-g0]

Alternatively, go to any karaoke bar on a Saturday to see one random frat dude perform this exactly.

[justicesmith-daily]

[rootbeergoddess]

Oh my god I love him

[borea-the-pokefan]

P r e c i o u s 💛⚡

[valtsv]

a woman in a film: *takes another woman’s hand and squeezes it gently in a gesture of support*

my content-starved wlw ass:

[valtsv]

a woman in a film: *brushes another woman’s hair tenderly away from her face*

me:

[squirrelstone]

Uncle, do you realize what this means?

[crlhmulher]

[residentgoodgirl]

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

I am so proud of him. I love Terry so much. He is doing what other men are too afraid to do he is really risking so much by doing this.

[airnomadthot]

I can’t stop thinking about that picture of Terry Crews in that pink suit.

[airnomadthot]

this one

[airnomadthot]

UPDATE

[oberynmartell]

lady sansa stark of winterfell did not win the battle of the bastards, reuinte the entire north, watch her father and brother be murdered, survive two sadistic abusers, keep the northern people warm and fed for the winter, manipulate & outplay a master manipulator, rule winterfell by herself as a teenager, and kill two of everyones least fave characters just for ya’ll to dislike her for not wielding a sword

[thelegendofclarke]

[closet-keys]

My brother was diagnosed with depression years before I was, and because of that he started therapy years before I did.

I still remember when I was a young teen and he was playing a Nirvana song and he stopped it at this one line: “I miss the comfort of being sad”

He told me that when you start to get better, there’s a part of you that misses being sad and that if you start feeling that way you have to be extra extra aware and careful because if you indulge the feeling you’ll go down a self-destructive spiral

And even though that was years and years ago, I think about it all the time. Especially when I’m reading discourse on the idea of getting so attached to mental illness as an identity that you don’t want to improve things because you feel safe in it and don’t know who you are without it

I always think of that line “I miss the comfort of being sad” and my brother’s warning

[fakehistory]

Destruction of Pompeii, 79 A.D.

[liquidstar]

it’s literally so funny to me that soul eater takes place in nevada. i dont know why. i think its because it’s such a wild story about the grim reaper and witches and demons and a school where kids turn into weapons… and it just takes place in nevada 

[olddaydreams]

It takes place in what now.

[liquidstar]

nevada

you know, where the almighty god of death resides 

[take-me-when-you-g0]

… did the Japanese take the name Death Valley too seriously?

[graviphantalia]

You do know that Death Valley is in California, right?

[take-me-when-you-g0]

I mean, mostly, but it dips into Nevada

[liquidstar]

it’s literally so funny to me that soul eater takes place in nevada. i dont know why. i think its because it’s such a wild story about the grim reaper and witches and demons and a school where kids turn into weapons… and it just takes place in nevada 

[olddaydreams]

It takes place in what now.

[liquidstar]

nevada

you know, where the almighty god of death resides 

[take-me-when-you-g0]

... did the Japanese take the name Death Valley too seriously?

[sandinlungs-blog]

[greatpostsonline-deactivated201]

lovecraft and his cat n-…

nnnnn-…

ummm…his cat’s name was uhhhh…

this is a picture of HP lovecraft with his cat

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

what was his name

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

oh no

[sighinastorm]

[snowie-skyes]

WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

[snowie-skyes]

OH NO!

[sillylovingpupper]

What was the cats name?

[sillylovingpupper]

Oh

Oh dear.

[the-quasar-hero]

[treefrogsoup-deactivated2026042]

It can’t be that bad.

[treefrogsoup-deactivated2026042]

Okay it was that bad

[askiathedickhead]

This was legit one of the funniest posts on tumblr. Not child bearing hips funny but up there