The Amazing Owl

What. I'm amazing.

[brittany-murphy]

[drmariusvonraum]

HEY

IT’S MARCH 26 2019 AND THERE ARE EXACTLY 666 DAYS UNTIL TRUMP LEAVES OFFICE THERE’S ONLY ONE DAY YOU CAN RB THIS

[beepbeepdaddad-deactivated20180]

i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”

[brood-mother]

one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up

[gan-firling-deactivated20141208]

WHAT DID WE DO?!

[regularlesbian]

[squidbroom]

[texnessa]

When old people in England complain about all of the immigrants, I always reply:

“Well then perhaps England shouldn’t have run around the planet sticking its dick in every bloody country. Inviting them over for tea is the least England can do.”

[trickstertime]

“The English have a reputation for invading lots of different countries and then being really annoyed when those people follow them home” - Tommy Tiernan

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[summer-rose-isms]

Chaotic good

[respectfulmemes]

[thindie]

um how do i get skinny by tomorrow

[daily-showerthoughts]

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

[yourbigsisnissi]

[thebestoftumbling]

Asked for a scoop of vanilla, cold stone delivers

[typicalbitchybitch-deactivated2]

His face before he slams it

[youngijae-deactivated20160120]

[kizutsuku]

wher ethe fuck the ice cream go

[aaays-and-bees]

He destroyed it

[thecommonchick]

OMG 😂😩

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[mlekonya]

oblivious

[naamahdarling]

i lost my shit at the last panel

[ruinedchildhood]

[takegreat]

Define me

[stability]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bitchycode]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

*posts any picture*

tumblr:

[takegreat]

I'm sad.

[screencap-central]