磨いて裂いて水の中

Take it off. Tear it off. Back and front, expose everything, and amuse me. 

[darkaac]

Commissions are open!

over on kofi dot com

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you may also contact me with the details of your request at darkaac on discord ✌

[izbnart]

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

[brbgensokyo]

cute sakura number: beyond count

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[creepymutelilbugger]

i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page

[inkary]

"it's time to surface, (unintelligible, possibly "back to people), the vacation is over. oh blyat, a grenade. what sort of moron keeps the...-boom-"

[spainy-spoon]

Can't help but appreciate how well the body language translates through VR.

The frantic head turning while looking for a place to stash the grenade, the double take as they realize the drawer they chose was FULL of grenades, and the "WTF" hand gesture as they point in disbelief at the drawer full of grenades? Chef's kiss.

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

POV you’re Wile E Coyote

[ophilosoraptoro]

No translation neccessary

[darkaac]

dark look where you post things challenge

[darkaac]

"huh that's weird why doesn't it autocomplete my reply tag" Guess.

[darkaac]

dark look where you post things challenge

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

[knightclubbing]

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

[fallout-lou-begas]

[sickfreaksirkay]

“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot

[help-me-yes]

[mealreminders]

Remember to eat. Gotta feed and fuel your you!

[darkaac]

now i only need bird of paradise and senmurv and i'll have every pre-shb hunt

[innumerable-voices]

1 in 5 people are probably plural

5 in 1 person is definitely plural

[innumerable-voices]

Top contender for my dumbest post ever

[theunfairfolk]

the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

[jockohomomorphism]

[dogin8]

[rainyydoves]

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

[rainyydoves]

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

[bigbigtruck]

"are you really bad at it or are you in 'good at it' spaces" has derailed so much self-hate since I read it

this is a load bearing sentence in my psyche and I can't believe it's only 2 months old

[kushblazer666]

araki in nebraska: fuuuuck dude what if there was an enemy

[darkaac]

just found out how much lamb curry is too much for one person