磨いて裂いて水の中

Take it off. Tear it off. Back and front, expose everything, and amuse me. 

[darkaac]

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[wouldyoueatthisfood]

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Voting ended onMay 29

Food: Spanish paella

Ingredients: olive oil, onion, bell pepper, garlic, roma tomatoes, bay leaf, paprika, saffron threads, salt, black pepper, white wine, chicken, parsley, Spanish rice, chicken broth, peas, shrimp, mussels, calamari rings, lemon for garnish

[wouldyoueatthisfood]

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

Food: Japanese takoyaki

Ingredients: dashi granules, water, eggs, soy sauce, flour, rice flour, baking powder, vegetable oil, octopus, ginger, green onions, tempura, worcestershire sauce, ketchup, honey, mirin, optional toppings include seaweed powder, kewpie mayonnaise, seaweed, and bonito flakes

[cutecipher]

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

[thesituation]

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

[thesituation]

i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like

[ultramanzer0]

is prev a warrior of light or an agent of darkness

warrior of light

agent of darkness

Remaining time: 6 hours 3 minutes

[ouroborosorder]

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

[t-a-c]

yes I'd like to order a hambaga

[realifesiations]

Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

[toskarin]

smash bros is just kind of a funny concept for a game in general. you've got all kinds of game mechanics and characters flying at each other, and they've all gotta collide and Do Something

what's steve minecraft doing against captain falcon? they had to ask how a falcon punch would interact with minecraft blocks. what if the persona 5 protag fought solid snake? they had to answer what would happen if denji was tom and refined

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[iwishiwasonfire]

[ouroborosorder]

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

[swaxe]

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

[darkaac]

ended up ordering beef noodles from a chinese place but it's not the same............................................

[darkaac]

the place i always get yakisoba from doesn't deliver to my area anymore let's all fucking die

[quiggsy]

Sounds like you're going yaki-sober from now on

[darkaac]

AHEEM HEEM

[starkwoes]

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

[darkaac]

the place i always get yakisoba from doesn't deliver to my area anymore let's all fucking die