Hi,I'm Peter

I am 19 and I am an extremely indecisive college student wit a love for writing,humor. and a strong cup of coffee. Love talking to new people so shoot me a message or add me on snapchat. Snapchat:Pjownzthis

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

[cyberleg]

[teanobambino]

That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

[fitried]

this is the cutest

[imnotsomefloozy]

taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪

[taylorswift]

MMMKAY— there are two ways you can go about this. The quick and easy way is to make sugar cookies from a sugar cookie mix and just cut open a packet of chai tea and pour it into the batter as you make it. Cause you’re busy and you want making cookies to be a chill part of your day. Pow. Done.

OR

If you want to make the cookies from scratch (that’s what I did for the 1989 Secret Sessions), you can use this recipe I found on a baking blog I like, joythebaker.com and I believe it was originally from a book called The Pastry Queen. If you want another great baking blog, I get a lot of great ideas from smittenkitchen.com too. This is a recipe for basic insanely good sugar cookies. I added the chai element to the recipe because I thought it would infuse cozy holiday vibez into the cookie and it really did. So I’ll star the part that I added in the recipe.

http://joythebaker.com/2009/06/giant-vanilla-sugar-cookies/

***after you add the egg and vanilla, cut one chai tea packet open and empty the crushed up tea leaves into the batter CAUSE CHAI COOKIES ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN UP IN HERE***

I made an icing for the cookies, but they’re fine on their own. If you want to make icing for them, just mix 1 cup powdered sugar with 1/4 T-spoon of nutmeg, 1/4 T-spoon of cinnamon and 3 TAYblespoons <—-(I’m so annoying, it astounds me sometimes) of milk or eggnog if you can find it this time of year. The more milk/eggnog you add, the more your icing will become a glaze. But glazes are legit too so basically just LIVE YOUR LIFE.

I lightly sprinkled cinnamon over the icing once the cookies were baked and iced, but there are so many icing options you can pair with these cookies—I mean it’s out of control. If you’re really feeling like living on the edge, you can go ahead and add a few drops of food coloring to the icing to make it festive. No one is going to stop you.

Why?

Cause the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake.

Bye.

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

did taylor swift really just show up out of the blue on tumblr only to drop some betty crocker shit on us what the fuck

[wlw-mess]

I’m reblogging this solely bc Taylor Fucking Swift just wrote a whole thing about cookies and ended it with a reference to her song.

I have so much respect for her right now.

[thebestoftumbling]

[allteeensrelate]

when your friend is lying but you know the truth 

[abacot]

[iammyfather]

Yet he is the one they “Debunked” until the Photographer had to step in and say “Yes I took those pictures and yes that IS Bernie.”

[legendaryshayne-deactivated2019]

Lmfaoing that’s wtf I said

[snazziest]

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

[thatpunnyguy-deactivated2016051]

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

[xjustcallmethedoctorx]

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

[harveyxspecter]

[death-by-lulz]

tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing

[notquitechrome]

but it ended up being adorable

[mindfreak1057-blog]

Me

[theslaybymic]

Watch: How he makes it up to her — “It’s not too late.”

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[jolinxo]

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[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

“I was like this ass?”

[fuks]

yeet

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

[movie]

Badass vintage and modern female movie characters

[with-grace-and-guts]

[actual-haise]

[princefaery]

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city im a thousand miles away but i still wanna touch ur tiddy yes i do

[thetallblacknerd]

If you can separate the KKK and Westboro from Christianity then you should be able to separate ISIS from Islam

[peopleasproducts]

Sexism 60’s

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

jesus???????????????

[mockeryd-deactivated20201004]

What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s?

[magicaldolan]

advertising is important as it’s the historian’s best resource for identifying the values of an era. but yeah, these were fucked. the 60s was generally as fucked as the 50s. people forget that. 

[yourladydisdain-deactivated2022]

It literally says ‘men are better than women’ in bold type, what the fuck. I knew this was a thing, but that is a lack of subtlety I couldn’t have written into a spoof…

[thatseanguyblogs-deactivated201]

This is the generation that spawned most of our parents… People our parents’ age run Washington. Starting to make sense? When you look to the past, the struggles of the present become a great deal more clear.

[kissing-whiskey-deactivated2019]

Hey Everyone, just an FYI…. This is not over. This is not exclusive to “our parents generation”

Oh hey look, a Hardee’s ad

[asharomi]

These advertisements had to go through layers of people. Someone said, “this is my idea” to a room of people and then sold the idea for money.

[alackof-color]

Reblogging with the updated commentary 

[arcaneloquence]

Bringing this back, because it’s important to acknowledge that this gross bullshit persists in our culture today. Stomp on this crap.

[juiciercouture]

This reallllly fucking pisses me off holy shit