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Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

mortimermcmirestinks

"technically tomatoes are fruits--" THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT

teaboot

@mortimermcmirestinks

mortimermcmirestinks

IS THAT FANART?

teaboot

it’s a warning

mapsontheweb

The Pacific Ocean is huge.

ofthefog-deactivated20241127

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

evilscientist3

None Earth with South New Zealand

crankynerdgirl

The amount of time you have to spend on this website to still remember the Deep Lore like None Pizza with Left Beef, only to apply it to this post. Truly, boggling.