Tales Of The Milkmen

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Do you like dirty punk kids? Aliens? Queer adventures and poop jokes? Well. boy do we have a swampy saga for you, this is Tales Of The MilkMen!

Coming to your screens very soon!

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@staff I also want my 10$ back

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We got cock blocked by @staff … nothin but a bunch of nose picking virgins …. Messed up… follow us on TikTok we’re prolly shadow banned on here now

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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

EP0 will be out and proud for your erotic viewing early august!! From there we will be posting new chapters monthly! MONTHLY! MONTHLY! Can’t wait to see you there ;D

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I’m not great at posting on here cuz I’m simple minded. So if you wanna stay up too date with us we’re way more active on TikTok, by the same name. And if you also hate TikTok, we are on insta by the same name as well. I don’t post as often on there, either but I’m in the process of fixing this issue.

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It’s getting really gooey in ere y’all!

Big News coming soon!!

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Mimi and peepaw shat out some babies

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Humor me ?

Would y’all watch art streams if we did them?

I guess

Dude who tf r u ?

Voting ended onMay 26, 2025

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*Tap Tap* Is this thing on ?

To the few it may concern, we’re very sorry for our recent absence, which I’m sure you all noticed immediately. We had some car troubles, so we had to pick up some awesome shifts at the fun factory, and our near and dear roommates/ lovers are leaving us after 5 long years of living, laughing, and loving. In summation, same shit, different day, we’re hopping back on the horse this week (pun intended ). We’re going to rework some stuff and hopefully have some fun sneak peaks for you greedy bastards soon! Once again, we’re deeply sorry and we hope, nigh, pray you forgive us.

—Your average queer basement dweller, churning the totmm cogs

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Some little sneak peak i suppose

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Meet the crews residential chicken, Ducky!

He/Him | Gay | 5’5 | 22 |

A hermit sharp-shooter who spends his uneventful days guarding the milkmen's lair and fawning over the gangs infamous ... "leader" Sasha!

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Meet Francis Turner

He/Him | Bisexual | 5’8 | 25

Former bitch boy and test subject to the Graterg Nav. Now bent on vengeance, he spends his excess of time developing weapons to help the resistance fight back

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Meet Iota Valoise!

They/She/His | Sapphic | 5’10 | 90

Raised by a community of Earth-fish and Alien hybrids, they left home to escape her socio-political responsibilities to skeez across the dust bowl as an illustrious vagabond. When their crusade finally ends in a blaze of glory, she finds herself firmly rooted in a fiery rebellion.

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Meet Sasha Carter!

He/Him | Gay | 5’2 | 23

The rootin'tootin' renegade and heir to the milkmen legacy! He's mainly driven by his longing to find his estranged father, the most wanted cowboy of the west. But more often then not, the poor fool finds himself in some real sticky sit'iations....

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I’m really excited for what we’re posting today ⊙ω⊙

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