I'll be something better yet

Jay. 28. they/them . Crybaby

[despazito]

[fleshdyk3]

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

also smth smth reblog and tell me what you got im very curious

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[kaijuno]

[captaincrusher]

You are dropped in a Star Trek location. Spin this wheel to find out which location and this wheel to find out who you are with.

How are you faring?

This is great!

I am confused yet intrigued

Uh... I am not so sure about this

I am definitely fucked

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2025

[captaincrusher]

So far my favorite of your results are "Pon farr night at the Vulcan night club with Lwaxana Troi" which sounds like a great time and "Wolf 359 with Picard" which absolutely does NOT sound like a great time.

[elliespectacular]

Yep, I'm a city slicker. Wake up one morning and your city's all slick? That was me.

[abrightcrux-deactivated20250828]

this isn’t a tumblr account, this is a historical record of how insane I am

[cursedtrekedits]

Hey bud, could we please have Q Paul’s drag race

yes you absolutely can

[segamascott]

[cryptotheism]

hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."

[cryptotheism]

And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."

[cottoncandylesbo]

you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.

[yupokaysuremhm]

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

[boostmobilemastershake]

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

[ja-khajay]

are you a medieval silk road merchant

[resurrectedteleport]

losing my shit over this

[infectiouspiss]

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[deathwarlock]

when she does anything to it at all

[grubloved]