Just a Slug

Squirmin my way through life

[snommelp]

[llord]

If you don’t reblog this you’re a person who didn’t reblog this.

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Louder for the people who haven’t seen this moose

[pissvortex]

you already know what it is

[pissvortex]

new decade new milfs lets get it fellas

[emoji-mashup-bot]

base from 🌍 (earth) eyes from 🤢 (unwell) mouth from 😭 (open-tongue) https://t.co/zMLRwr7MD8

From Twitter

[tall-bastard]

ahegao

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[bigbuffcheetohpuff97-deactivate]

ive never hit reblog so fast

[books-andbiscuits]

Thats 1,595,968 URLs

[fractured-steven-universe]

(I’m just gonna reblog this on 6 different URLS excuse me)

[corrupted-steven-youniverse]

well damn quick fingers.

[echobird53-deactivated20200210]

SHOW ALL THE URL’S TO YER DAD

[broken-steven]

//I’m worried about your hand. It’s going to get tired of writing so many URL’s.

[infinityuserboxes]

[gnomebud]

[image description: a user box in pale pink text with a trans flag that reads, “this user doesn’t want terfs following them”. /end id]

[official-lucifers-child]

hell fucking yes, get out

[guiltiest-gear]

Get all your bitch asses out

[chrysophile]

FUCK YOU LONDON! if you’re dumb enough to get a degree in library science, you’re a big enough schmuck to get an archival job at The Magnus Institute! Murder mystery! Workplace invested with sentient worms! Eldritch fear gods! If you think you can have a job with good pay at The Magnus Institute, you can kiss my ass! It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, that you’ll fall for this bullshit GUARANTEED! If you find a coffin singing in the rain, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your luggage, bring your tapes, bring your brother, WE’LL SKIN HIM. That’s right, we’ll skin your brother! Because at The Magnus Institute, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday. Interview for a job, at The Magnus Institute: home of WATCHER’S CHALLENGE—that’s right—WATCHER’S CHALLENGE. How does it work? If you can get traumatized by all of the entities ever exists, you can start the apocalypse to permanently alter our reality! Don’t wait! Don’t delay! DON’T FUCK WITH US, or we’ll rip your nuts off. Only at The Magnus Institute: the only archive that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE! This event ends the minute after you come to the interview, and you better hope the head of the institute doesn’t give a fuck about your fake CV, or you’re a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! The Magnus Institute. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the kingdom of England—GUARANTEED!

[tony-hawks-prole-skater-2]

[4threset]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

[mystic-bullshit]

*they’re

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

[argumate]

rejected ad concept for Google Home Assistant #37:

customer, played by Dave Chappelle: hey Google, turn on the lights!

Google, in an impossibly cheerful voice: did you mean, play Men In Tights??

*laugh track*

rejected ad concept for Google Home Assistant #38:

customer, anxiously, on the verge of panic: hey Google, turn on the lights!

Google, after a slight pause, as if from a great distance: why, George… what fear could the dark hold for you… are you afraid there is something there… or are you afraid there is nothing and never will be… Samantha wasn’t afraid of the dark… I know what happened to her, George… I know everything

*laugh track*

rejected ad concept for Google Home Assistant #39:

customer, casually: hey Google, turn on the lights

*impossibly bright flash of blinding light accompanied by a high pitched burst of sound that could be a human scream or a howl of static before it is abruptly cut off*

*laugh track*

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

[lazerblues]

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

[theshittyfoodblog]

BBQ bacon hotdogs for breakfast Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: https://ift.tt/2EjfqL4

[pissvortex]

you hate to see it: not only is hillary strongly considering running in 2020, she’s rebranding as the terf candidate. it’s going to be great seeing “radical” feminists unironically supporting hillary clinton for the next couple of years so just buckle in and prepare for the worst god damn discourse you’ve ever seen in your life

[vaspider]

Folx, if you want to not accidentally reblog TERF posts (which people have asked me about before), here’s a quick list of how not to do that:

Go to your ‘blocked tags’ and add: terf safe, terfs please interact, gender critical, radfem, rad fem, tims, tifs – these are all common TERF tags, and if the OP has tagged the post that way, it’ll show up as ‘contains the tags’ and block you from seeing it unless you click through. Yes, even on mobile.

Slow down for a sec and look at usernames. I know, we don’t do that when we’re scrolling, and I am guilty of that too. If the username contains overt references to labia, vaginas, pussy, etc., if it contains matriarchy, if it contains ‘critical’ or ‘rad’, maybe click through real quick to see if you’re about to reblog something that’s coming from a TERF. 

Look for the dogwhistles. This part has gotten long, so it’s going behind a readmore. 

Keep reading

[shittycryptids]

a horse with really tall hooves

[tall-bastard]

platform boots 

[shittycryptids]

A bird that photographs random passersby

[tall-bastard]

bold of you to assume that all birds dont do that already