Explodes Into A Shower Of Glitter

You can call me leaf! (Any pronouns) 20s, Will reblog some NSFW things, Minors will be blocked Mutuals feel free to request that I tag certain things <3

[isopodiclopedia]

[jame7t]

👾PICKUP LINES FOR GAMERS 👾

You are the only game(that I want) boy

Are you a nintendog? Bark for me

Mario is hurt

[jame7t]

Mario might never recover

[brofisting]

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

[brofisting]

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

[brofisting]

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

[brofisting]

this has been your friendly neighborhood haver of 19* tattoos (assorted sizes and placements)

*not totally sure here. bad at counting

[parasocialanxiety]

Can I just emphasize that not everyone reading this has yet encountered the information that injuries require food, hydration, and sleep? I think the way many people associate rest and injury is that you rest the injury itself to avoid making it worse, but overlook that the healing process itself requires rest regardless of if not-rest directly injures it further.

Also exercise is a form of controlled injury so that as your body heals it heals stronger. You also need food-hydration-rest for strength and cardiovascular improvements after exercise.

[partycoffin]

When you’re trying to get into the meat of your Canned Cinnamon Rolls, how do you open it

Whack it hard on the counter until it opens

Politely press down like the Packaging says too!

Huh??

Remaining time: 4 hours 51 minutes

[steelydanyaoi]

spin🌪 just won the Whirl Cup

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[man-peach-reborn]

[undertheinfluencex1]

The most underrated act of kindness is letting people be. Let them mispronounce a word, talk too much about a show they love, or get excited about something you don't understand. Everyone got something that lights them up. let them shine, even if it's not your thing

[cryptotheism]

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

[sadocanine]

More people should be women on purpose

[froggycakes]

paul dano i have the role of a lifetime for you

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[miketon]

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

[bumpscosity]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve started listening to the book project Hail Mary and frankly there’s no room in the plot of this book for that man everyone seems to be shipping Grace with so I decided to look it up and apparently instead of letting a character not have a romantic interest y’all have yoinked a character out of some kind of Markiplier project

[sadclowncentral]

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

[lindacube]

do you guys fuck w my new kandi i made

[lindacube]

when did this get 61 notes