Almighty Tallest Purple (Offical)

If you have stumbled upon my blog, congratulations! You've officially stumbled upon the most amazing display that you'll ever see on this site! Also...uhh...got any snacks? I could go for some! (RAN BY TANOOKIREVIEWS) (The user is Trans Female who uses She/They pronouns. However the character (or at least the fanon version this user created) is Trans Male who uses He/They. Specifications will be given as to who I'm speaking as.) (THIS IS A FANMADE BLOG ROLEPLAYING A CHARACTER CREATED BY JHONEN VASQUEZ AND OWNED BY NICKELODEON! I AM NOT ASSOCIATED WITH EITHER OF THEM!)

[tallestpurple-offical]

Greetings, weirdos!

This is my blog! That's right! I'm Almighty Tallest Purple. Tallest Red told me all about you... weird... People...things...

...eh who cares at this point!? What I care about is your opinion of us! Send us stuff that we may or may not (mostly not) answer...oh! And don't forget to bring snack offerings to your glorious Tallest Purple!

Name: Almighty Tallest Purple

Species: Irken

Date of Birth: Why should I tell you!?

Gender: Trans Male

Eyes: Purple

//Note - a lot of this is headcanon so please don't annoy me about how something I say "isn't canon". Also my gender does not line up with the character as I'm Trans Female who uses She/They. I will use slashes to distinguish me from the character.//

// This is part of Officalverse.//

//NOTE - Though I may engage in shipping Almighty Tallest Purple with Almighty Tallest Red, I won't be engaging in shipping of other IZ characters besides them. Below is a post explaining why.//

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[askalmightytallestred]

What is this ASMR I've seen some humans mention online?

[tallestpurple-offical]

I dunno... seems to me like a just a rando going "look at me! I can do sounds in a microphone!"

Oh yeah? Well so can everyone else!

//Note - This is not my opinion on ASMR. I have none and respect those who do it or are into it.//

[askalmightytallestred]

Eugh, yeah Seems silly.

//Note - This is not my opinion on ASMR. I have none and respect those who do it or are into it.//

[tallestpurple-offical]

Besides, if I wanted someone to whisper sweet nothings in my ear, it'd be you!

[askalmightytallestred]

...

What.

[tallestpurple-offical]

Oh nothing, Red.....

[askalmightytallestred]

What is this ASMR I've seen some humans mention online?

[tallestpurple-offical]

I dunno... seems to me like a just a rando going "look at me! I can do sounds in a microphone!"

Oh yeah? Well so can everyone else!

//Note - This is not my opinion on ASMR. I have none and respect those who do it or are into it.//

[askalmightytallestred]

Eugh, yeah Seems silly.

//Note - This is not my opinion on ASMR. I have none and respect those who do it or are into it.//

[tallestpurple-offical]

Besides, if I wanted someone to whisper sweet nothings in my ear, it'd be you!

[askalmightytallestred]

What is this ASMR I've seen some humans mention online?

[tallestpurple-offical]

I dunno... seems to me like a just a rando going "look at me! I can do sounds in a microphone!"

Oh yeah? Well so can everyone else!

//Note - This is not my opinion on ASMR. I have none and respect those who do it or are into it.//

[tallestpurple-offical]

* I must say...it is unsafe to put you and your business as an alien online.

* Would it not have been better to lay low and pretend to be human?

[ @charadreemurr-offical ]

It's not unsafe if the earth isn't on our travel path!

[askcharadreemurr]

[askalmightytallestred]

...I don't think I like your tone.

[tallestpurple-offical]

Hey didn't we like...stop at Earth for like...a second or something?

[askalmightytallestred]

Yeah, we did. Just for snacks though, not like anybody would know.

[tallestpurple-offical]

Yep! Even then if we had been spotted...we could just blow that up!

...blow it up...hey! We could be rid of Zim! Then again how would we cope without his ammmaaazzzinnngg phone calls?

...eh...maybe another time. WHO WANTS ONION RINGS!?

[tallestpurple-offical]

* I must say...it is unsafe to put you and your business as an alien online.

* Would it not have been better to lay low and pretend to be human?

[ @charadreemurr-offical ]

It's not unsafe if the earth isn't on our travel path!

[askcharadreemurr]

[askalmightytallestred]

...I don't think I like your tone.

[tallestpurple-offical]

Hey didn't we like...stop at Earth for like...a second or something?

[tallestpurple-offical]

* I must say...it is unsafe to put you and your business as an alien online.

* Would it not have been better to lay low and pretend to be human?

[ @charadreemurr-offical ]

It's not unsafe if the earth isn't on our travel path!