Hello Friends

[just-skyrim-things]

[sharlatan-ka]

[leeortizlife-deactivated2019051]

[37q-archive]

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

[princessrhcenyra]

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

[webpix-blog]

[dagangstapenguin]

imagine the sound of someone walking down the street wearing those

[nicejewishguy]

There’s just an old guy pacing back and forth in this goodwill farting and it scares me because it’s like seeing myself in 60 years

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[porterr-robinson]

[kitty]

he sniff

[alyssabethancourt]

Is that kitty wearing a photo of himself?

[meanplastic]

“idk lemme ask the audience” IM GONE LMFAOOO

[cmcniz]

💀💀

[jeremymfhill]

“Lemme ask the audience”

[seshat90-deactivated20220206]

[bong-pisser]

The bastard himself

[datvikingtho]

L E G E N D

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

is that a diploma in the corner

[illumahottie]

I’m having a fit

[tallwife]

Is anybody else obsessed with understanding how others perceive you like… who am I in your lives… what kind of person am I… a friend of mine told me once that I’m mysterious and I was like ??????!???)????

[screamingiminlovewithyou]

these excerpts from an interview taylor did in 2009 are killing me

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Candle ice crystals by asmrcrak

[ttv]

Ice Crystal Feels — Sound On

By: ASMR Ice Cracking

Date: November 2019

Location: Moosehead Lake, Maine

More: This frozen water aka ice aka brittle transparent crystalline solid is so mesmerizing. The World Meteorological Organization defines several kinds of ice depending on origin, size, shape, influence and so on. There are many odd shapes ice can take, see 7 strange types of ice formations here.

Playlist: Ice Crystals | Tree House | Snow Storm | Warm Room

[funnypicturesposts]

[showerthoughtspost]

Maybe we don’t hear as much about organized crime these days because they’ve gotten REALLY organized.

[vampmotel]

sir you are referring to the government 

[juju-fisher]

The government isn’t organized. They just want to give the illusion that they are.

[kaldicuct]

If the mafia ran the country, we’d have half the corruption, and twice the fun.

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[olivertrees]