why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises
it’s the only way they can hear it
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why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises
it’s the only way they can hear it
if I had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me
what’s she celebrating
she got promoted, shes now top manager!
I’m proud of her!!
Goodbye to my Santa Monica dream
Don’t make someone a priority if your just an option to them.
(via beacys)
Teach ya sons it's okay to cry
Chloe: okay Warren, truth or dare?
Warren: dare
Chloe: kiss the most beautiful person in this room
Warren: Max
Max: *blushing* yeah?
Warren: please move, I need to reach to Nathan
me: i must resist my primal urges a fool: they must mean sex me: *thinking in winstons voice* penut buter
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
me sometimes: man gyjo could never happen steel ball run takes place in the 1800’s it’s too anachronistic me: *remembers johnny wears pastel star patterned footie pajamas for the entirety of the series* me: nvm
god bless everyone who writes and draws diopucci
i hope the ‘why you always lyin’ guy is having a good day
When your social anxiety causes your compliment to sound sarcastic so u panic
Leave him alone he’s gotta pee
employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?
me: probably just like who I am as a person